By Anonymous - 12/08/2013 23:58 - United States

Today, I forgot my key inside my apartment. My boyfriend suggested we ask a neighbor to open it. I explained we don't all have the same key, to which he responded, "Well how come they all have the same doorknobs?" FML
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gun6slinger9 9

Well op it looks like you are also dating a doorknob

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HeyHeyFishFillet 34

Ask him why the key to his car doesn't open others cars that are the same as his.

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Jst4kicks 16

I think its time you sit him down for "the talk"

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PinkieKeen 20

The talk? How does sex have to do with anything

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ikilledaman 9

Maybe she needs to explain that just because women have the same parts, and (most of the time) can be opened with different 'keys', doors do not apply.

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LithFlavored 10

Well op I hope you answered him. Was a legit question, and he is your bf. Even though it might have been a little left field.

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chosha_fml 26

In no way a legit question. An embarrassingly stupid question.

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LithFlavored 10

Well in his mind I'm sure it was or he wouldn't have asked it. I find it hard to believe he was acting daft on purpose

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emilyjgraham 34

I agree here. If he has had no reason to ever believe different why would he think so? He may not have common sense but there's many people that don't so I don't see why they just don't try and make it work with each other instead of dumping him. People with no common sense can be quite entertaining sometimes! :)

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chosha_fml 26

Yes, in the mind if a stupid person it probably did seem like a reasonable question. Normal people would know that if one key opened every house in the neighborhood, there'd be no reason to ever lock your door.

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Enslaved 36

Funny how these past 2 FMLs are talking about different types of knobs. :P

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buckdharma 37

Yes, one allows you to come and go, the other usually cums and goes.

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aintlifeapain 21

Well, it's a knobbly situation you are in. Try explaining. If it doesn't work...change the knob..err the guy.

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aintlifeapain 21

Pardon me for asking my friend, but are you into some literature course? You keep spewing Shakespeare and old English, and I never quite grasp what is it that you actually want to say.

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Shadowbay 18

I asked that when I was little... guess no one told him any better.

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aintlifeapain 21

1. I am not your dear, you are actually creeping me out. 2. Your grammar sucks. 3. You have a Shakespeare fetish. Act it out in private. I don't want to know. 4. This is a FML in itself.

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buckdharma 37

I don't see too many doors opening for this one, but he sounds adoorable.

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