By Twomanybananas - 23/01/2017 16:00

Today, I found a banana on my bed. It was black and shriveled because I accidentally left it there after I thought I finished the whole bushel I bought last week. I've been sleeping in my bed all week and didn't notice. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Are you implying you just sat on your bed and proceeded to eat the majority of a whole bushel of bananas?

How does one not notice an entire shrivelled banana lurking between their sheets? Do you curl up in fetal position in one place for the entire night?? I'm genuinely curious yet slightly impressed.

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jcash52426 5

I think the banana was looking for some pussy but found you instead

bananas have bunches. apples have bushels.