Miscellaneous: Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense... - FML

By Smeagogole - 02/07/2015 04:30 - France - Villeurbanne

Today, I found a friend's gold ring in some grass after a intense 10-minute search in the dark. As well as thanks, I've now got a new nickname. You can now call me Gollum. FML

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christinamarie17 29

Thursday 2 July 2015 14:43

I'd take it as a compliment, really. Gollum was a bad ass. Tell your friend to watch out for his finger.

maggiefox 25

Thursday 2 July 2015 14:45

If it's going to be like that... Next time, finders keepers.

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AfroFluff 23

Friday 3 July 2015 0:52

I am probably gonna get a lot of thumbs down but I would love to be called that after finding a golden ring. Put on his voice and make a funny act out of it :D

Nimor 25

Friday 3 July 2015 1:04

Haha, sorry OP but it's funny :D

dcam13 19

Friday 3 July 2015 2:06

I feel for you but it's also hilarious. sounds like you have some fun friends.

S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Friday 3 July 2015 2:21

when they call you that you should say "My precious!" and try to take it from them.

colcol500 8

Friday 3 July 2015 3:43

'Sup Gollum

upgradestorm1 20

Friday 3 July 2015 4:34

Calm down Smeagle

fck_life77 9

Friday 3 July 2015 4:43

you got a good nick name. he was the best one in lord of the rigs. favorite movie ?

shadowshalf 8

Friday 3 July 2015 4:48

steal it back and sell it

Ashter 20

Friday 3 July 2015 4:57

At least you found the Precious. lol

Hugo26_fml 11

Friday 3 July 2015 5:00

You must destroy it

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