Transportation: Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started...

By FailBear - 29/01/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I found a guy getting out of my car with my GPS. He started running and I chased him. We eventually reached a dead end and he gave it back to me. I took it back from him and said, "Sorry..." FML

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By lovethyneighbour - 04/08/2014 00:19 - Australia - Berowra

Today, my neighbour casually mentioned that he sold my car's GPS that I'd let him borrow. He figured I wouldn't be needing it anymore since I lost my license. FML

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Stunlocked

By RoyBoy - 26/07/2021 18:01

Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML

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By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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By oneiPodlighter - 10/10/2013 03:03 - United States - Conshohocken

Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML

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By georgiana072 - 22/09/2009 07:36 - Philippines

Today, as I was coming out of the ladies' room, I saw a guy glancing at me. A few minutes later, I saw him coming at me at a fast rate. I decided to run from him. As I got out of the building and into a cab, I saw him from the window waving my phone at me. He was just trying to return it. FML

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Double trouble

By idiot - 28/06/2020 08:07

Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

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On the fritz

By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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By robbedonCTA - 22/09/2009 06:20 - United States

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

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Freakout

By ParanoidFreak - 31/12/2009 09:31 - United States

Today, after I got in my car in the Walmart parking lot, a creepy man knocked on my window. Since I'm incredibly paranoid and scare easily, I put my car in gear and tore out of there, accidentally hitting another car. Apparently he was returning my phone that I dropped. FML

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HEY YOU

By stabbed with kindness - 02/03/2013 21:44 - Russian Federation - Elektrostal

Today, on the way home, a guy yelled "Hey, YOU!" from behind me, so I walked faster. He ran up to me, shouting, "I said stop, asshole!" I almost pissed myself in fear, thinking I was being mugged. Turns out I'd left my wallet at the grocery store, and he was just trying to return it. FML

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MissMoonshine 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 22:05

This isn't a FML... This is a "hell yea you're a bad ass GPS theif chaser!"

MCart_fml 0

Tuesday 10 February 2009 23:56

LOL guy steals a GPS and runs into a dead end... agreed #8, that's world's dumbest criminals worthy.

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timeatrice 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 2:12

i dont get it =.=

lalosaa 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 17:51

hahahah aww i would so do this! I say sorry all the time, even if someone bumps into me haha One I said bless you to my friends dog when he sneezed, without meaning too loll

yaneliee 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 1:47

Lol cute:)

turtlesFTW 5

Monday 1 August 2011 6:30

I do stuff like that all the time...When I was cleaning my room with my friend, I bumped into my desk, and apologized to it.

little_musician 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 4:39

#15: ROFL

randyjohns 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:21

#4 and #15 lmfao!

SirAlan 0

Thursday 30 April 2009 1:20

suck it

Headcase 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:29

I was expelled from school in the second of seven periods that day. I had to spend the rest of that day in the school office, and decided to make the staff feel horrible about letting me go. I eagerly wished all of them fantastic days as they went to and from the staff room, and thanked the receptionists for taking care of me for the remaining hours. Later, the principal begrudgingly admitted to my mom that I was the most polite kid at the school, and that they were sorry to see me go. Since then, I go as far as to apologise to telemarketers for taking so long to fetch my false details. Karma is good to me, and I hope it's good to you too.