Love: Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl...

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 07:43 - United States

Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 135

By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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You deserved it 12 141

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Toooldforthisshit - 09/12/2018 11:30 - United States - New London

Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 262

By RosesAreRed - 14/02/2010 18:52 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers. I thought they might be from my crush, so I excitedly opened the card. It was from my druggie ex-boyfriend, who apparently can't move on with his life even after three years. The contents of the card? "Baby, I got you like a habit, and I can't give you up". FML

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Mixed signals

By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

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You deserved it 116

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By kryssa - 09/10/2020 23:01

Today, my boyfriend of six years is in the hospital after having a stroke. While being transferred to another hospital, I came to our home to get his phone to call his family, but instead was treated to text messages and voicemails from his other girlfriends. At least 4 of them so far. FML

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You deserved it 120

DjeePee 24

Friday 31 December 2010 12:17

'His' kid? Not 'our' kid? Hmm, someone isn't happy, although receiving flowers doesn't mean that he automatically is cheating, you know.

zolziski 11

Friday 31 December 2010 12:24

I can just see the comments now: "YDI! *****. That's what you get for having a baby out of wedlock." LMAO. Yes, because it's a proven scientific fact that marriage stops cheating.

Comments

Illyssa_fml 4

Sunday 2 January 2011 9:19

Maybe he asked someone to get them for him? Maybe his sister or someone? Don't jump to conclusions OP

kei1108 13

Monday 3 January 2011 22:41

whoa... Tell me he's gone…

sublimetime614 0

Wednesday 5 January 2011 6:09

how do you know he didnt have a friend order him flowers to give them to you?

Miroticc 0

Monday 17 January 2011 20:17

Well maybe he didn't have any feelings for the girl, so he had no one to give the flowers to. He concluded in giving them to you, rather than throwing them out... what a waste to be given to you. You ****! Having a kid huh? Well I sure hope your over 18 because not even being married is disgusting. I'm assuming your white. Oh man, always with the caucasians that get stuck with crap like drugs, alcohol, and pregnancy. tsk tsk

aliceivers 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 20:27

126....WTF!!! i mean seriously just jump to a bunch of conclusions and be a stuck up **** about it. I mean really...wow. Rude, disrespectful, racist, and annoying....you must be a catholic priest...whats a matter, couldn't get the little boy to follow u into the confessionals....FYL for being a pos.