Intimacy: Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML - FML

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

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Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

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Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

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Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 01:30

Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML

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Spyware

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

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Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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Caught in 4K

By ugh - 23/09/2009 19:32 - United States

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Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML

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By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML

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Top comments

moogzorz 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:04

Time to have a talk with dad

Poomoobear 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:03

sexual o:

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afulton10 0

Monday 18 October 2010 16:44

YDI for being a bad kid.

reeree1234 0

Monday 18 October 2010 17:35

I bet your muslim. the government is onto you and your suspicious activities.

RAHDINAHISAWESOM 0

Wednesday 20 October 2010 3:45

and do u find that fair in any way ??

lumkemh10 0

Monday 18 October 2010 18:24

you do know you can buy gag ones right?

iDontHaveTwitter 0

Monday 18 October 2010 19:37

you should take it as a compliment! no one want to spy on my naked ass :.( lmao

blahzz 4

Monday 18 October 2010 21:25

^Trust me. You wouldn't want that shit to happen to you. I'd kill the person who put it there.

Jester7 0

Monday 18 October 2010 23:20

who's is it?

mexicanswim 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 0:20

HOPE YOU WEREN'T DOING THE NASTY!!x)

Elizabeth123654 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:28

ho. ly. shit.

andacondakiwi 11

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:39

oh boy!

vbmg152 18

Tuesday 19 October 2010 1:49

What?? Who do u live with? If it's your parents then that's creepy and weird! If it's a dorm, report it! if it's an apartment then you have weird roomates or a stalker. Either way, U gotta problem! I'd be P**sed off!!!

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, I was walking in the freezing rain when a guy asked me if I wanted to share his umbrella with him. I grinned and told him I did. He then noticed a pretty girl walking behind me and he abruptly turned to her and asked her the same question. FML

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Today, after an argument a month ago, my husband has refused to do any cooking since. After a month without his food, I’ve realised at this point in our marriage his cooking is literally the only thing about him I like anymore. I think I want a divorce. Over food. What an end to a marriage. FML

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Today, I tried one of those AI companion simulators, one that's supposed to simulate what it's like to have a girlfriend. I role-played what it would be like to help her with a problem, then drive her home. After doing so, the AI began to act as if it didn't even know me, and asked me to leave. It's uncanny. FML

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Today, I'd just finished cleaning the bathrooms at work when I saw a young boy go in. Of course, I thought nothing of it until I had to use the bathroom myself ten minutes later. The kid had taken a shit and missed the toilet completely. FML

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Today, I was helping a customer when she asked if we were open on Christmas eve. I wasn't sure, so I asked my manager. My manager looked me over and said, "Yes, we will be open. Thank you for volunteering to come in." FML

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Today, after confessing to my 16 year-old sister that I was only into guys younger than me, she said that was OK because she was attracted to guys in their late 40's and that an age gap was not that much of a big deal. FML

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Today, I was in traffic court trying to get out of a ticket. The judge called my defense "complete, unadulterated bullshit." FML

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