Intimacy: Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 01:30

Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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By ugh - 23/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML

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By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML

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moogzorz 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:04

Time to have a talk with dad

Poomoobear 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:03

sexual o:

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Eslife 0

Monday 25 October 2010 4:33

You have the commonly diagnosed problem known as "horny father syndrome" the only known cure is called puberty

dje6 0

Wednesday 24 November 2010 22:54

lol creepy

laurennnnnlovesy 6

Friday 24 December 2010 9:51

#7; I love your picture.

Leser98 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 5:00

haha pick your nose I'm front of it

numbers878 8

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:48

take a picture of your room. then tape it on the camera so he just sees you bored

Danny0D 5

Monday 11 July 2011 23:02

you got a stalker

TgZxNewAlbanyx 3

Thursday 14 July 2011 8:34

That creepy old neighbor sure was...a creep

aromero95 3

Monday 25 July 2011 0:01

or your on saw 6

music87 14

Friday 29 July 2011 12:47

that is one of the things I am paranoid about. hidden cameras in my room. sorry op.

MRVOlivia 22

Tuesday 2 August 2011 20:44

put it in your parent's room >:)

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