Intimacy: Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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You deserved it 4 111

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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By tadam - 10/11/2008 09:11 - France

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML

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By wtfisgoingon - 28/04/2013 10:30 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was in the middle of having a shower when I noticed a camera hidden in the corner of the room pointing directly towards the shower which I stood in butt-naked. I live by myself and have recently only moved in. FML

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You deserved it 3 720

By Anonymous - 18/06/2016 14:09 - United States - Concord

Today, I got really horny during a 10 hour shift, so I snuck into a storage room and relieved myself. Then as I went to leave the room, I noticed the security camera above the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2017 13:00

Today, after house sitting for my neighbor, I realized that he has a camera pointed at my pool. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2017 01:30

Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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You deserved it 10 932

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By ugh - 23/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I found a video camera behind a plant in my bedroom. My husband uses it to video tape himself having sex, with another woman. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 032

You deserved it 2 578

By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 491

You deserved it 14 152

Caught in 4K

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was installing wireless surveillance cameras outside my workplace. Before mounting them, I pointed them around the building to make sure there was a good signal and picture. I got inside to the monitor just in time to see a kid steal one of the cameras. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 964

You deserved it 3 203

moogzorz 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:04

Time to have a talk with dad

Poomoobear 0

Monday 18 October 2010 9:03

sexual o:

Comments

Melancholia_ 6

Friday 30 September 2011 19:11

Call the police and hope to god its your parents.

austinq15 1

Tuesday 4 October 2011 5:52

Hey i watch ur vids!

SpiritOfFire 8

Monday 6 February 2012 7:11

This made me check the ceiling and close my closet.

Jonny_Blaze0017 26

Monday 11 March 2013 19:36

That's what happens when you search your own house in Google maps

XxxT3rr4xxX 25

Saturday 19 October 2013 20:00

At least now you can say the phrase "somebody's watching me" and be serious.

doglover100 28

Monday 28 October 2013 2:26

That is creepy.

MishaMash 9

Tuesday 17 June 2014 5:53

EEEEEWWWW.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 8 July 2014 21:56

That's creepy.

bballer4_life 14

Sunday 15 March 2015 5:08

How have you not noticed a security camera in your room before

Chelse1403 18

Monday 3 August 2015 20:53

I'm paranoid. That's my worst fear. Talk with one other adults in your house.

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