Intimacy: Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state,...

By Charlotte - 25/01/2011 14:10

Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state, country or city is and you would have to find it and click on it with the pen. I also found out that my parents would sneak into my room at night, take it and play 'strip-globe'. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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You deserved it 4 111

By kte - 30/12/2009 10:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 304

You deserved it 2 648

Spyware

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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For all ages

By You Wish - 07/03/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML

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You deserved it 71 763

By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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You deserved it 737

By nothowitworks - 03/02/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML

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Ask first, snoop later

By Jenna Berreth - 07/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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You deserved it 426

By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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You deserved it 3 098

By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 17:54 - France

Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML

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RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:02

What a great idea. Inventive parents you have. How did you find out they were using your globe as a sex prop?

stephanie911_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:04

That's kinky.

Comments

perdix 29

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:43

I'd wipe down that pen real well before I used it, if I were you. You never know if Dad might have missed the globe and probed Mommy instead.

mintcar 9

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:49

Stripping with your partner is always fun.

beastin34 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:55

nice lol

eeliberio 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 20:13

ouch

Eggers 2

Tuesday 25 January 2011 20:03

hehe clever

Landarya 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 20:18

Your parents have taught you an important lesson in life, that any game can be improved by striping.

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 25 January 2011 20:24

No, games cannot be improved by imitating a zebra's looks.

UpsidedownKayak 9

Tuesday 25 January 2011 21:08

#18 What about imitating a tiger's look? Will that improve the game?

devileyekill 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 21:12

Of course they can 18. How would sports be without a referee?

5t3ff1k4h 44

Tuesday 25 January 2011 21:41

They'd be even better without a referee. Chaos!

lolpwnagelol 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 2:46

5t3ff1k4h, You're my favorite FMLer!

dnljcbsn 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 21:26

well at least you don't have to worry about your parents breaking up any time soon

thebigblue 2

Tuesday 25 January 2011 21:30

So. Are your parents not allowed to be intimate? Grow up.

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 25 January 2011 21:36

Sure, but not with his/her stuff. How would you feel if one of your parents said "I hope you don't mind honey, but we took your [insert your stuff here] and played [insert lewd act here] and inserted it in your mom's [insert body cavity here] . Wouldn't that make you feel [insert awkward feeling here]