Intimacy: Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state,...

By Charlotte - 25/01/2011 14:10

Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state, country or city is and you would have to find it and click on it with the pen. I also found out that my parents would sneak into my room at night, take it and play 'strip-globe'. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 00:27 - United States

Today, I found a surveillance camera in my room. FML

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By kte - 30/12/2009 10:36 - United States

Today, I found out that my parents bought a stripper pole, my mom even hired a stripper to teach her some "moves." I'm scared to go in their room now. FML

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Spyware

By Anonymous - 26/06/2009 01:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. Everything was going great until I noticed a small blinking light on my shelf. It turns out that it was a camera. My mom put it there to make sure I cleaned my room. She saw the whole thing. FML

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For all ages

By You Wish - 07/03/2009 07:35 - United States

Today, I was sitting on my 70 year-old grandmother's bed with my older brother. I decided to snoop through the cabinet at the back of her bed, and I pulled out what I naively thought was a strange looking flashlight. When I twisted the bottom of it to see what would happen, it started vibrating. FML

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By tracy4191 - 18/09/2016 05:21 - United States - Ponchatoula

Today, I found out my mom sleeps in my room when I'm at college during the week. I discovered this my bumping into her dildo with my foot. FML

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By nothowitworks - 03/02/2018 19:30 - United States

Today, I was grounded for allegedly lying to my parents about being at my friend's house, in her outdoor hot tub. Apparently, my parents couldn't find me on Google Earth. I can't convince them that it's not actually a live feed. FML

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Ask first, snoop later

By Jenna Berreth - 07/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was trying to find my missing purple pen in the house I share with my boyfriend and his 57 year-old mother. I checked her room just in case, only to open a drawer and be greeted by a dildo. I’m never going to unsee that. FML

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By RubyRed213 - 30/05/2018 05:00

Today, I found out that my parents are extremely active swingers by finding their online profile with photos of my mom with a dildo. I guess those out-of-town trips weren't just holidays. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 17:54 - France

Today, my sister and I heard a buzzing noise in our parents' bedroom, so we went to investigate. It was coming from a drawer, so we opened it. Inside, a battery-operated dildo was flapping around. FML

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Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:02

What a great idea. Inventive parents you have. How did you find out they were using your globe as a sex prop?

stephanie911_fml 0

Tuesday 25 January 2011 19:04

That's kinky.

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josiej0j0 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 14:57

I have the same globe! :D

ytgfa 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 5:35

ya me too.

chobitschibi1369 0

Wednesday 26 January 2011 18:47

I have read this one before. Now I realize that it is entirely possible that another person had this happen, but it seems odd that it is worded the same. Oh well. Who knows. Let your parents have fun. At least they still love eachother enough to have an adventurous spark.

nikkired 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 0:11

So did your magical globe tell you about your parents antics or were you spying on them ?

winterbite 0

Friday 28 January 2011 3:28

that is one of the most disturbing things ever.

R0nBurgundy 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 8:46

I hate when ******* retards like you go "SO PARENTS CAN'T HAVE SEX?" Yes, they can. that's not the problem you complete idiot. His parents took something of his and used it to bang. There is nothing immature about being pissed when your parents take your ******* toy to go have ******* sex.