Miscellaneous: Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real...

By divorce? i think so - 21/07/2012 02:12 - Canada - Markham

Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML

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By smashleighfig - 08/03/2010 05:14 - France

Today, I found out my husband of 10 years has a online blog. Excited to read about myself, I began skimming, only to find out that every entry is him explaining how he let his "soulmate" walk away 9 years ago because of his "previous commitment" and how he regrets it every day. FML

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By S. Tucker - 07/06/2011 09:28 - United States

Today, I learned how unhappy my husband is in our marriage. Apparently he also can't find a good woman. We didn't have a heart-to-heart, I read his woes in a blog. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2013 17:30 - Germany - K?ln

Today, my husband showed up late to my mother's funeral. He swaggered in, happily finishing off a half-eaten taco. His excuse for why he was so cheerful: "She was an in-law, honey." Good to know I married a piece of shit in disguise. FML

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Today, my husband said he was going to get errands. According to his job’s Instagram page which I follow, he was actually at his work Christmas formal. He never invited me. That’s not all. I also found his wedding band in the bathroom sink. Very close to the drain. FML

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By WhatTheBleep - 09/04/2011 04:02 - United States

Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2013 16:41 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, it's my fifth wedding anniversary. My wife bailed on the romantic dinner that I arranged in favor of running off with her friends. Their big event: an amateur Fight Club event they'd decided to stage in an abandoned parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2016 13:40 - Belgium - Ieper

Today, I realised what kind of man I married when I finally shelved his book, "Getting Things Done", still untouched 3 months after buying it. FML

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By Bridget - 06/05/2012 18:01 - United Kingdom

Today, I married the man of my dreams. While I was being driven to our wedding reception, I checked my Facebook. My husband had just updated his status to "Me and the bitch just got hitched." FML

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By -__- - 27/12/2013 21:49 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I discovered the real reason my husband was distraught last week and has been acting moodily ever since. An attractive girl he was secretly having sex chats with online confessed to him that "she" was actually a guy. FML

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lucasg63 2

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:32

An he's dumb enough to write that in his journal?

Nightwing98 22

Saturday 21 July 2012 6:32

What a ****-banger.

Comments

silent_bride 5

Sunday 22 July 2012 23:15

I'm so sorry, OP, both for what your husband did and for everyone on this site who thinks that you deserve it. Nobody deserves that.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 22 July 2012 23:48

Wooing? Is this a story from The Sims? In all seriousness, that is horrible. He was cheating on you before you were even married, but you didn't know it so now you're married to him. Be careful, he could do it again (and statistics state that he most likely will). As for the people saying she violated his privacy, that's a two-way street - either she violated his privacy or she'll have been cheated on (and probably still will be cheated on) and never know it. So she just can't win. And that works both ways too - if she'd been the accused and the husband had read her diary, there would be no difference.

JonahCullen 3

Monday 23 July 2012 2:31

I also could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that.

JonahCullen 3

Monday 23 July 2012 2:33

That's not just FML. That is FYL, IGTDYMFA. (F your life; I'm going to divorce your ______ -_______ a**).

sabrinamarie3 15

Monday 23 July 2012 5:35

That's just plain ridiculous and disgusting. You are getting married for a reason... Don't worry about it honey, find a new man.

VAParadise4 0

Monday 23 July 2012 8:55

Yes, I agree that he is a dirtbag, but should you really have been violating his privacy like that? Journals are private.

loohoozuuhuur 13

Monday 23 July 2012 14:36

Divorce the ****-banger!

bubo_fml 10

Monday 23 July 2012 23:45

A night of partying, guilt-free, no strings attached, premarital sex BEFORE putting on the 'commitment jacket' just might be worth a shot in the nuts...

Vixen_Vicious 4

Tuesday 24 July 2012 1:51

So she's a married mother of 6 now then?

svenskdod 2

Tuesday 24 July 2012 4:14

If you're stupid enough to get involved with someone like that, you have only yourself to blame.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Tuesday 24 July 2012 8:06

Ridiculous. Chances are she never knew anything about his affairs. Let me guess, if a person is an abusive relationship (married or not), according to your theory, is it their fault too?