By divorce? i think so - 21/07/2012 02:12 - Canada - Markham

Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML
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lucasg63 2

An he's dumb enough to write that in his journal?

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Nightwing98 22

What a ****-banger.

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IOmnomHard 10

Ways you could have made this statement grammatically correct: What an idiot. What, an idiot? What's an idiot? I assume you were aiming for the first one, but I thought I'd give you some other options.

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writergirl23 19

Lol you shouldn't have read his journal you'd be pissed if hed read yours, but even so, what a shitty guy

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flutter4 7

There shouldn't be any secrets in a marriage. I would have read my husbands if he would have written one and I found it.

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rcgirl2 11

Did you kick him in the "**** banger"?

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StaminPrimer 0

That just sucks! Slap the shit out of him.

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shawnaishere 14

Wow your husband sounds like an immature teenage boy. The fact that he was dumb enough to write it down is surprising.

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andiewithlove 21

Maybe you should name your body parts too? For instance your foot could be the nut-banger. Give him a swift kick to the groin!:D

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day624 14

I hope that part of the journal entry was the worst of it

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divadevon 0

How come this doesn't have 110 likes like some of the other replies? Cheating is not okay, even if she was the stripper from his bachelor party, or an ex he'll never see again and he was actually calling it off with the ****. Whatever the situation, I wholeheartedly hope that it was the worst part of the journal and the entire torrid affair. Good luck, and keep ONLY good friends.

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