By divorce? i think so - 21/07/2012 02:12 - Canada - Markham

Today, I found my husband's journal, and along with it the real reason he took so long to show up to our wedding rehearsals last year. According to the journal, it was because he was too busy wooing a married mother of five and sticking his "slut-banger all up in that fat booty." FML
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lucasg63 2

An he's dumb enough to write that in his journal?

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Nightwing98 22

What a ****-banger.

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DeVaughnS 5

I think that's just a fake journal to get you going and upset. Serves you right for reading something so personal

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Briiyahh 7

I'm sorry D-I-V-O-R-C-E

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

What kind of pleasure would he get out of doing that to a mother of five? She has some mileage!

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unknown_user5566 26

The phrase "throwing a hot dog down a hallway" comes to mind. ;)

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Dracoboxer357 35

86- Beautiful imagery, thank you for that. ;P Maybe he's just using her 'accommodating space' to mentally brag to himself: "I just pleasured the Grand Canyon with This monster! My ****-Banger be Big!" ;p Or something equally tasteful. ;P

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Shrike 23

Girls, you really should know that your vaginas are pretty elastic and the "loose ******" thing was dreamed up by bitter virgins and isn't a real thing. Edit: Dracoboxer, uh, not meaning to be rude or anything, but you think you could PM Kyleekay instead of jumping on every one of her comments? Last I checked this ain't a dating site. :/

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unknown_user5566 26

92- I think that is something that varies, depending on the woman (I could be wrong). I've heard/read about instances where women either snap back to their original, err, "form" immediately, but I've also seen stories where women do not return to their normal form. I think that's why Kegel exercises are recommended after pregnancy- to help the process of "returning to normal".

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Dracoboxer357 35

92- Sorry, Shrike, I only have the iPhone app, can't PM anyone. And while I have been posting a lot on Kyleekay's comments lately, it's not to pick her up, something I hope she knows. Was just having some fun with my late night insomnia. :( However, no, I guess not everyone needs to see every thought I have the moment I have it. Again, sorry for the rambling. :(

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Shrike 23

Didn't mean to sound rude, I'm sorry. Ignore old grumpy me. :D

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Dracoboxer357 35

100- It's all good, Shrike. I've seen many of your comments before and I actually like/respect what you have to say for the most part, something I might have PM'd if I could have. ;) Of course, in general, there's always email.

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

She does have mileage on her. I said nothing about vaginal elasticity. I wouldn't know anything about how far mine stretches. But, a mother of five? That's wrong. Because she's married and has a family.

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naughtylez82 4

Ydi for reading his journal. I keep a journal and don't have to worry about my girlfriend being a nosy bitch. Then again fyl because no one deserves to be cheated on. I hope you divorce his ass because cheaters shouldn't get second chances.

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banan001 6

Guys write journals? hahahaha hilarious

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KrayKrayGurl117 7

This reminds me of Dr. Horrible's Sing Along Blog.... Bahahaha

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wellfuuucckme 7

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linkinpark98 23

****-Banger, eh? That one's new.

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malfanese 6

Does anyone keep a diary or journal anymore? I find this to be a lost art.

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Leslier_fml 4

Write on the next empty page of his journal that you will be devorcing his ass and taking half of his moolah from now on.

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