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By Emptyspace - 25/06/2009 19:15 - United States

Today, I found my long lost diary and curiously read it. What's worse than finding out that your mother read your diary? Finding out that your mother wrote comments in it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/12/2012 06:07 - United States - Cottonwood

Today, I found my diary on my mother's nightstand. Bookmarked. FML

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By ugh - 05/06/2010 23:49 - Canada

Today, my dad found and read my diary. Most of the entries were about how my father didn't respect my privacy. Then he phoned my aunt and read her passages from it. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2012 04:19 - United States - La Crosse

Today, I found one of my mom's old diaries that dated back to my infant days. I couldn't help but read a little. I'm now in great concern over how many times my mom wrote that she wanted to dunk me in the toilet or throw me against a wall. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2013 06:17 - United States - Roseville

Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2012 19:30 - United States - Long Beach

Today, feeling very distant from my daughter recently, I decided to sneak a peek in her diary to see what was on her mind. The book was apparently one of those that play the sound of a woman screaming when opened improperly, and alerted everyone in the house to my actions. FML

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By ughh - 22/11/2011 13:22 - United States

Today, my mom read my diary. Then she frantically booked me an appointment with a psychiatrist. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2012 02:47 - United States - Killington

Today, I found my childhood diary stashed in a box in the attic. I flipped to the last page and noticed a little note written by my now deceased father. It read, "Well son, this diary proves that you're a whiny asshole - Dad." Thanks Dad, from beyond the grave. FML

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By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2020 05:01 - United States - Lake Butler

Today, I panicked when I realized two of my diaries were missing. I turned the house upside down, and found them in the guest room, tucked away in a dresser drawer. My only visitor in the last six months was my mom. I’m 37 years old. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 14:00

Today, my grandfather found my diary laying in the living room, and for some reason thought it was an interesting reading material. Oh well, he found out that I'm a lesbian, then panicked and basically outed me to my entire family. I really hope they have reservations in Hell. FML

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iJack 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:34

Oh damn! That sucks. Write and entry and put a lot of explicit stuff that you do and dont tell her, and keep getting worse until you write "JK"

L10N 0

Thursday 25 June 2009 23:31

Awwwwwww. thats invasion of privacy. FYL

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ichnal 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:17

I actually think that's kind of funny, but at the same time, FYL

_CherryBomb_ 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:30

LMFAO.... should have included some of those comments

AshleyRose784 0

Friday 26 June 2009 5:55

publish it, make some scratch

failbusb233 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:06

Dear Diary, Today I left a food item somewhere near/in my parents' room.

bikeawesome 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:09

thats happened to me...

Chocoholic17 0

Friday 26 June 2009 6:54

Hahaha.. could not stop laughing. But I'm so sorry, seriously..

unkindloving 0

Friday 26 June 2009 7:11

I desperately want to know what comments she left :o

xxXChiiXxx 2

Friday 26 June 2009 7:28

OMG My mom did that to me last year! Now I can't write in it anymore because I know she'll invade my freaking privacy.

TheDarkoprince 0

Friday 26 June 2009 8:08

They were at least witty yet sassy comments, right?

eye_see_you 0

Friday 26 June 2009 9:08

thats why i write my diary in a computer...and save it on a secret file;)

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