Love: Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other....

By Anonymous - 25/09/2009 17:42 - United States

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML

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By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I watched my best friend get married to the guy I have been in love with since the eighth grade. I was the maid of honor, and had to give a toast to the couple. FML

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By FvckMenSmh - 25/07/2022 14:00

Today, what was supposed to be the happiest day of my life, my wedding day, turned into the day in hell. A friend caught my now ex kissing his friend outside. The girl he told me was “just a friend and nothing more” whenever I suspected there was indeed nothing more. Now I've found out in the worst way. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2016 04:48 - United States - Rocky Mount

Today, I had to sit through the wedding of my best friend and the love of my life, and pretend to be happy for them. FML

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By Freddie - 28/09/2024 12:00 - United Kingdom - Poole

Today, I was the best man at my longtime friend’s wedding. I got so into talking about our shared memories over the years that I accidentally called his bride by his ex-girlfriend’s name at the end of my toast. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2018 01:30

Today, I married my best friend in the whole world at a small romantic venue. By that I mean I married my actual best mate while completely hammered at a drive-through wedding chapel. My fiancée is gonna kill me when she finds out. FML

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By weddingsalwayssuck - 28/01/2013 21:01 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I found out my best friend has been stealing hundreds of dollars from me and my fiancé. My wedding is tomorrow morning. Guess who my best man is. FML

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By SadFace - 12/09/2013 12:39 - Australia - Newmarket

Today, my two closest friends declared that they hated each other. They're my bridesmaids. The wedding is in three weeks. FML

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By Disappointed - 16/12/2023 16:00 - United States - Piscataway

Today, I arrived at my best friend's wedding and found out that my invitation was no longer valid. His brother tried to explain that they'd decided to make the ceremony for family members only, then two our classmates popped out to say hello. They're not related, neither to my friend nor to his fiancée. FML

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By gottalovefriends - 23/04/2012 04:04 - United States - Atkinson

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

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blacktiger123 0

Friday 25 September 2009 23:10

Holy crap! FYL P.S Don't get married to him

L0L_Sarah 0

Friday 25 September 2009 23:12

that sucks. your friend is horrible! shame on your groom! :(

Comments

Shoemaster 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 0:56

people saying she said made of honor are you mentally retarded? she said maid...wow...

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:02

Read comment number 55. We're not ******* retarded. Jesus. THE. FML. MODERATORS. CHANGED. IT. AS. THEY. OFTEN. DO.

lem0n_fml 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 2:28

Shoemaster are YOU mentally retarded? You took the time to read the comments where people correct her on "made" but you failed to notice the 5 other comments about how the FML staff changed it?

bluelovesound712 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:13

Lo siento...you can hate me too, if you like. I'm in your maid of honor's position atm. It's not fun either.

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:18

Siento mucho lo que paso. It doesn't sound fun at all. I think that's right. Been slacking on the Spanish-learning lately. This is a great example of the saying, "Always the bridesmaid, never the bride."

BritishHobo 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:46

'It's not fun either'? Wait, you made out with your friend's fiance before they got married, and you're complaining about how hard it is?

xxyahqirlmelloxx 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:19

srry it was on ur wedding day but it better u found out about them now then later P.S. DID U BEAT SUM ASS??!

captainamerica50 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:51

@64 really its not fun being a stupid ***** who can't keep her hands off somebody's groom? oh I wouldnt have guessed.

graveworm 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 1:52

fake

CheshireHalli 19

Saturday 26 September 2009 2:39

Bella, I just thought of something. What if this happened days ago (but, per rules, she wrote "Today") but TODAY is supposed to be her wedding. As in, it would have been if she hadn't caught the pair together.