Intimacy: Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as... - FML

By VCR - 20/12/2009 07:13 - United States

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Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

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By anon - 20/11/2015 00:53 - New Zealand

Today, I found my expensive lingerie I thought I had lost. In my 15-year-old brother's room. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2019 06:00

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Today, I came home from work and found my sister using my vibrator in my own bed. FML

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By haha247 - 14/08/2009 14:09 - United States

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Today, I was helping my brother clean his room. While putting clothes away, I found a box of thongs. They were mine. FML

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By Ab - 10/02/2009 01:50 - United States

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Today, I ran out of underwear and so I went into my mom's drawer to borrow a pair from her. It was then that I found out my mom uses the same vibrator as I do. FML

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By tawnaciousd - 10/09/2009 06:35 - United States

Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By lexiibabe - 25/06/2019 18:30 - United States - Attleboro

Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML

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By Uhmm... - 13/05/2011 23:06 - Canada

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Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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By Rob - 18/12/2013 17:47 - United States - Franklin

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Today, while looking for some socks in my mom's dresser, I found a male g-string and an edible bra. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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lolwhat_fml 0

Sunday 20 December 2009 16:28

...WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP why the **** were you in his pillow?!

KamilleBlack 3

Sunday 20 December 2009 16:27

Uh....I don't get it. Is ur brother a sick perv? Not because of the Victoria's secret but the fact that it's his sister's underwear and...what does he need a vibrator for? I'm confused....

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jennabennasser 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 6:32

he is just curious. that's all.

cheesey923 0

Tuesday 5 April 2011 8:34

how's it incest? and I've heard worse lol but still, that's not the best of ways to find. my suggestion, those things were hidden in his pillowcase for a reason, he isn't ready for confrontation about it yet.

sanjm3 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 22:32

thats discusting he needs 2 get himself a girlfriend

memphius 4

Friday 20 May 2011 19:22

you live in Cali and your bro likes playing with vibrators and cross dressing... big suprise?

brando_jones96 0

Monday 20 June 2011 7:07

its weird bcuz ur his sis but i mean how old is he?

dlnt 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 0:13

that's fucken nasty ! D;

rayrayray23 1

Tuesday 19 July 2011 18:52

wow

griffin7236 0

Saturday 23 July 2011 11:41

the op mist be American

jdscottish 0

Friday 28 October 2011 14:24

thats so ****** up... at least you didnt catch him touching himself while licking it

lil_ham1644 29

Tuesday 16 December 2014 1:18

Licking it?? Wtf do you think vibrators are for?

kasgurl113 0

Saturday 26 November 2011 18:33

Umm...EWW!

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