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By Nxydolli - 29/04/2011 19:34 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself crying for an hour when my recreated crush on The Sims 3 game rejected my character and ran off with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I spent a good hour playing a life simulation game so my character could go through the stages of pregnancy and labor, only to jealously cry for an hour because my character can successfully get pregnant and have a baby, and I can't. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2009 18:11 - United States

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 05:03 - United States - Woodland Hills

Today, after learning that my wife has been cheating on me, I decided to distract myself by playing The Sims. Not long after I began, my Sim's wife basically started cheating on him. FML

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By lonely - 31/07/2019 02:00

Today, not only can I not get a real boyfriend, I can't even get one on the Sims. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2014 21:50 - United Kingdom

Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML

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By drurbanXVII - 25/05/2009 21:42 - United States

Today, while playing The Sims 2, I realized I had a virtual person's whole life planned out, and have nothing planned out for myself. FML

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Cathartic

By Anonymous - 23/07/2021 15:59

Today, I was bored and horny. I figured, what the hell, and downloaded an adult visual novel. Five hours later, I was heartbroken and couldn't stop crying. FML

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By Single - 19/08/2010 05:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML

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By nosrepamai82 - 26/07/2009 04:28 - United States

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

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My electronic life

By Fuck my actual life - 18/06/2022 18:00

Today, I just realized that my Sims character has a far more stable lifestyle than what I can ever have. FML

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teameminem 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:29

you know you have no life when...

NathanPS 14

Saturday 30 April 2011 0:30

Not only is that sad on many levels but not even a character in game wants you so in that case FYL.

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GallifreyDog 2

Saturday 30 April 2011 13:59

And the funniest thing is you are a man.

x3herox3 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 14:07

LOL!!

GabbyCharityM 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:13

3 words. GET A LIFE.

JGoD24 5

Saturday 30 April 2011 15:19

lol that sucks

coolridge 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 16:11

lol that's the cutes and saddest/ most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

ZzjayrodzZ 3

Saturday 30 April 2011 16:54

really? it's a game...

kilo4321 1

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:01

lame ass!

bbbgun225 0

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:37

fail

kei1108 13

Saturday 30 April 2011 17:53

I'm sorry! But you should've known he'd do that when you gave him the romance aspiration... Lol!

unluckygirl86 4

Saturday 30 April 2011 18:09

how's that work? isn't the whole point to control sims? obvously you don't know how to play properly lol. You gotta work the friendship up to romantic interest first!

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Today, I got dumped by a friend because she said I was "too much." She's treated me like shit and basically ignored me at times since the beginning of the school year, in favor of hanging out with another friend. I guess years of friendship really can disappear overnight. FML

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