Miscellaneous: Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep... - FML

By be_so_slick_56 - 16/01/2010 17:51 - United States

Today, I found on the internet pictures of me sleeping. I sleep naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, my mom informed me that she saw me sleepwalking last night. I didn't think much of it, until I remembered that I went to bed without any clothes on last night. FML

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By tapeissticky591 - 14/07/2012 05:49 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I woke up naked, duck-taped to the wall, with no memory of last night. FML

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Let it all dangle

By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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Bae Caught Me Slippin

By Anonymous - 19/11/2015 08:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend told me he took pictures of me while I was sleeping. Instead of it being all cute like you see on social media, there's me sleeping with his dirty-ass sock on my face and him smiling in the background. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2009 18:02 - United States

Today, I discovered that my bed has a flea infestation. I discovered it after sleeping naked in it for about an hour. FML

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By Roger Quimble - 24/05/2019 00:04

Today, after taking a refreshing shower, I found out that due to a newly-built platform, people in the apartment underneath can see right into my bedroom. While I was standing there completely naked, some guy smiled at me. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2014 21:29 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I found out that my girlfriend takes videos of me sleeping and watches them with her friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 17:44 - United States

Today, I woke up fully clothed, trying to remember the night's events. I walk to the den to awkwardly ask my dad for a ride to my car and he points to the computer. A pic of me passed out on the bathroom floor is now our new wallpaper. My skirt was around my knees. He sent it to everyone we know. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2015 05:03 - United States - Denver

Today, I found a picture of myself on the "People of Walmart" site. FML

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NewJoisey 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 19:45

Um, what sick incest household do you live in?

nam3 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 23:43

so you were searching naked sleeping men and found it????

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campbellshayla73 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 1:52

I think u may hav a creepy neighbor or a cruel spouse. fyl

Rutgerman95 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 22:29

How did they get there, anyway? And what were you looking for?

My2864 1

Thursday 12 August 2010 7:25

pics or didnt happen.. nah im just kiddin' :) thats messed up though

elplatano 0

Friday 27 May 2011 9:57

ha

ggbartoli99 0

Friday 8 July 2011 6:54

ewww why would u sleep naked it's just weird

Victoire_W 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 1:37

Sleeping naked is awesome but I can't since my bloody sister moved in with me and my fiancé.

BreathlessxCraig 3

Saturday 24 December 2011 23:57

I love how your name is 'be_so_slick' but pulling this move wasn't slick at all.

b_rad_fml 4

Thursday 2 February 2012 8:13

Can you share?

canunu1 12

Sunday 27 May 2012 14:26

Look at it this way, you have a secret admirer

torriegrace 0

Tuesday 10 July 2012 6:09

Woah!!!!!!!!!! Omg I'm sorry ????

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