By Peach - 02/03/2012 05:46 - United States

Today, I found one of my roommate's giant yellow toenail clippings on the counter next to the kitchen sink. When I confronted him about it, he told me the cat must have carried it out of his bedroom and put it there. FML
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kings1fan 6

I think I threw up a little

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KeyboardWarrior 10

That cat must be boss if it can catch a bear.

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alexwarfield333 1

When I was reading it I thought it was gonna say today I found one of my roommate's giant yellow *****. Lol

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Xcherrypie 16

The 'homer' ***** is a popular choice this season.

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ItsJustMe1616 26

I was expecting it to end with "we don't have a cat..."

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WaylonD 4

That's Nasty! (Cleveland voice!) :D

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Xcherrypie 16

He could've claimed it was a quaver. Google it if you don't know what quavers are.

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ImSoEffedUp 10

Wow, u have to have one of the NASTIEST roommates of all time.... Just imagine what else he does when you're NOT around....

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bugmenotmofo 34

No. You eat food on a plate. Not on the counter itself.

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micahsmommy 13

Cats have better taste than that. Blech!

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coried91 28

Really? I've seen plenty of cats that eat bugs, their own shit, etc. Go try cat food and see how that tastes. It sure doesn't smell appealing.

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immaMonsta 8

Omg, that's disgusting! Why couldn't he just put them in the garbage like a normal person? Put those clippings somewhere where he wouldn't like and see how he likes it!

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ItsJustMe1616 26

I'm going to guess that if OP puts clippings where the roommate wouldn't like that he, well, wouldn't like it lol

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perdix 29

It's possible. The cat probably picked it up and took it away to eat it. Cats are kind of stupid, so it took a while to realize that it was not a good meal.

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b0ngs 7

Cats are actually smart. They make it seem like they're stupid but BAM, you turn your back and somehow that little ****** pried open the door, and is running onto a busy street. True story

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Honestly_Lainey 21

Yeah cats are soOoOo smart. That's why they can't learn useful tricks and they play with yarn for hours -_-

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StinkySiddneyIsF 2

#32 ^ this. My cats actually have gotten in to the garbage and decided to make toys of all sorts of nasty things. It's not that their dumb- they just don't care, new stuff that smells like the human = interesting. Least it was just a toe nail- I've had em lay twitching roaches in my shoes, found used q-tips on the stove :) just saying, the roommate could be telling the truth.

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muffinstump 0

A slob and a liar....sorry but thst sucks, thought about living by yourself or get a new roommate

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