By pompomkiwi - 24/12/2013 06:09 - United States - Portland

Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML
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pompomkiwi 14

ha thanks for all the comments, I never thought that it would actually be published. To all those comments asking what I did, they were all mad because I was the only one who got a Christmas bonus, and this was only because I had way more hours put in then the rest of them. And too the comment who said I should try to get them to loose I'm gonna do that!

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charbel_fml 11

This is why I appreciate my company's policy of salary (and anything money related) secrecy. No one is allowed to know other people's salary or bonuses to avoid situations like yours. Merry xmas OP!

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idiotgenius 15

You should do things that force them to talk to you, like accidentally bumping them or asking for work related assistance. Pick one a day, and have fun with your asshole coworkers.

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YaSlickWilly 8

Well if that's a game then it must be hard not to talk to you! I'd take it as a compliment OP.

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tuffykat 8

I had to deal with a bunch of crappy coworker for the past two years who would bully me just cause I worked harder and did a better job then they did...I just made friends with mgmt and the real professionals in the office, now I got a good promotation and away from them all...they are stuck in their current roles and miserable....don't let them bother you, mgmt is noticing you and hopefully soon enough you will be moved up and away from the trolls.

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cannonman1863 17

Pick some random and odd topic to study up on and engage a co-worker with an in depth conversation until they finally crack. Just pick something that has nothing to do with your job and make the game a bit more fun.

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KB616 11

I'd be glad none of those douche bags wanted to talk to me. Tell them they're doing you a favor.

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kingTaz 6

You obviously suck. Quit your job and stay home playing video games all day.

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kemando 22

The only way that would make a decent game is if everyone is dying to talk to you but can't. You're super popular OP! :D

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Ladisa 28

Just a question.. How did you find out about the game if nobody talks to you?

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YellowSquirrel92 17

If you have any of their numbers on your phone you could hide your number and call one of them and if they answer then they lose.

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