Intimacy: Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life....

By Mom - 11/06/2011 17:25 - United States

Today, I found out all about my son's secret online double life. He's been moonlighting for two years as a male prostitute by the name of Peter Parker. FML

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By FMLMom - 08/08/2012 08:02 - United States - Chula Vista

Today, I learned that my son goes on online chat rooms and has sexual fantasy role-play. To make matters worse, the characters he uses are from My Little Pony. FML

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By Suckered - 04/12/2015 21:47 - United States - Hialeah

Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university two years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML

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By Jilly - 08/08/2011 06:45 - Australia

Today, I found out that my son had sold his house key to one of his friends for half a packet of gum. Now there is someone out there who I have never met with full access to my house. My son is 16. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 23:12 - United States

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 02:00

Today, I found out that my 14-year-old son spent hundreds of dollars on what appears to be a misogynist multi-level marketing hustlers' website. How did he pay for this horseshit, and how did I found out? My PayPal account sent me emails, telling me that several purchases had been made, but too late for me stop them. FML

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Sunday 12 June 2011 0:29

He should've called himself "Peter Porker."

Nikki_ASW 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 0:25

Isn't that spiderman....?

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Leatherandlace 0

Sunday 12 June 2011 20:03

How did u find out.....?

ZachMitch1994 0

Monday 13 June 2011 2:25

uh oh my spidey senses are tingling .... spider web in the face !!! 500 points !!!

brockp 0

Monday 13 June 2011 3:53

your such a tool every1luvsboners.

Jelizondo 1

Monday 13 June 2011 4:42

I would have gone with Charles Sexaviar

kingas611 0

Monday 13 June 2011 6:54

haha:)

invicta8926 0

Monday 13 June 2011 19:28

...and guess where they're parking their Peter!

YoungDude32 2

Monday 13 June 2011 20:52

At least he has a job...

canucksrock101 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:27

my principals name is Peter Parker , awkward ..

jrod45 0

Thursday 16 June 2011 21:53

spins a web on u ;)

XxToriwolfxX 0

Friday 17 June 2011 6:46

So ******* OFF TOPIC.

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