Health: Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush...

By Anonymous - 16/01/2011 05:11 - United States

Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML

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By aggghghgh - 14/05/2016 08:51

Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML

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By gross - 02/05/2015 18:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I changed my toothbrush because the bristles were wearing down. My brother later asked me why I changed his toothbrush. Apparently we've been sharing the same one for the past several weeks. FML

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By bigdaddy - 25/09/2009 15:01 - United States

Today, while I was brushing my teeth, my 5 year old-son walked into the bathroom. He gave me a mean look and said, "That's Sammy's toothbrush, not yours." I've been brushing my teeth with the dog's toothbrush for two months now. FML

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You deserved it 8 591

By thechaos - 15/12/2014 22:24 - United States - Pittsfield

Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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You deserved it 4 677

By Toothy - 02/04/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, I learned that when I leave skid marks in the toilet my wife uses my toothbrush to remove them. FML

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You deserved it 50 052

By uofpalum - 19/03/2009 01:41 - United States

Today, I stayed over at my grandparents' house. I woke up and had to brush my teeth. My grandma asked if I had found a toothbrush to use. I told her that I used my old purple toothbrush. She told me that was the toothbrush she used to brush her toenails. FML

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You deserved it 10 809

By nikki - 10/10/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, my mom realized we have been sharing tooth brushes because they are similar colors. I told her it doesn't really matter since we're mother and daughter. She responded by saying that she loves me, but she has no idea where my mouth has been, and she doesn't want my diseases. Thanks mom. FML

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You deserved it 11 164

By Cheyenne - 11/07/2010 06:06 - United States

Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML

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You deserved it 3 705

By pinkrazorsare4men - 16/11/2016 00:51

Today, whilst taking a shower, I noticed my razor wasn't in its usual spot. Upon inspecting it closer, I noticed that there were tiny white hairs in it. When confronting my father about it, he claimed the "pink razors" are his. We've been sharing the same razor this entire time. FML

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You deserved it 903

MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:20

At least it wasn't like that FML which the sister masturbated using her brother's toothbrush. Still FYL.

lacrossekid 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 12:15

think of it on the bright side. now you all have AIDS

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underguarded 20

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:05

well at least stupidity runs in the family.

Inhumanfrost 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:14

That's why I keep my toothbrush in my room.

abbieapril 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 19:25

that's just weird.

oliver86 8

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:19

reminds me of how I met your mother

sikkar 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 13:46

Well that's fuktup, no?

Mialani 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:02

oh god -_- lol that happen to me before except it was my tooth brush and me and my brother had been sharing -______- gross , but he thought my tooth brush was his for 3 days .

robc32ca 4

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:17

didn't anyone notice it was always wet?

Ron_Cyhi 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:20

I guess they didn't lol

Wheredidgrungego 12

Sunday 16 January 2011 15:41

That's what she said!

perdix 29

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:19

If you haven't gotten sick from that, you now know that there are three people you can French-kiss without fear of catching a disease. I don't know how attractive your family is, but it's always nice to have options.

ImTheAlpha 30

Monday 27 February 2012 21:55

Hahaha, nice one. I congratulate you gøød sir.

lovemylife93 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:25

i bet youve all been using the same bed "without noticing" too right? lol

grandpaearthling 2

Sunday 16 January 2011 14:44

actually that makes five of us using the sand brush. I just never put it in my mouth. just scrubbed my nut sack and my hairy ass with it. thought you should know. <giggles>