Kids: Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She...

Um... I recently found my dad on Facebook. Pretty sure he knew about me though. Gotta say, best feeling ever to actually find him. Crushed me when I still have no reply.

MSDemonslayer 5

Thursday 7 August 2014 16:24

It was almost "Happy not a father's day.

jeanette_12345 9

Tuesday 20 November 2018 4:17

Hey maybe he thought the daughter was supposed to have been aborted , like my father did.

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