Health: Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and...

By Dandruff - 24/05/2010 16:14 - France

Today, I found out I have dandruff when a chick passed by and said out loud to her friends: "That dude's hair is having an early Xmas!" FML

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By Andrew7847 - 22/04/2012 05:24 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as The Abominable Snowman. FML

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By ElectroSpecter - 23/02/2019 14:00

Today, I went to get a haircut. I have a pretty bad case of dandruff, so whenever I get one, a lot of it shows. My hairstylist called to her nearby friend twice, then looked at my hair and said, "Blech" under her breath. I got glares when I walked out. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/05/2010 15:54 - United States

Today, I found out there is such a thing as eyebrow dandruff, and that I have it. FML

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By Walking in a Winter Wonderland - 12/09/2016 10:51 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my dandruff got so bad that when I sneezed on the bus, it created a "blizzard" of dandruff, covering me, and two others in it. I'm now known as "Winter Wonderland". FML

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By eww - 27/10/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my dandruff issue is so awful that even my eyebrows have dandruff. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 19:12

Today, my sister gave me a early Christmas present. It's lice. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, while watching a man in front of me on the bus remove his cap to scratch his noggin, I noticed the swarm of dandruff that was about to nail me in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 14:16 - Australia - Sandringham

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML

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By caliibbyy - 29/11/2010 05:03

Today, I found out my best friend has a massive head lice infestation. It wasn't until after I'd used her hairbrush to brush my hair that I figured it out. FML

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Face the facts

By ugly - 15/04/2011 06:43 - Australia

Today, I was at the hairdresser's getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML

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Monday 24 May 2010 19:26

i'm sorry that's humiliating. selsun blue?

hotdyegrl 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:28

yeah, well... I mean she didn't have to be an ass about it...**** her

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woopsy 0

Monday 24 May 2010 19:58

I highly dought someone would say that about you unless their middle school kids or are very immature. Anyways alot of people have dandruff, its no biggie but u just have to learn to manage it and most shampoos DONT work so thats the annoying part, expecialy if you have long hair. Ohh but hey, it could be worse... you could have licelol. (pardon my spelling)

ijustatecoldwaff 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:03

better than your girlfriend finding it somewhere else after an episode...

24788 6

Monday 24 May 2010 20:05

So, roughly 3 billion other chicks walk this Earth. Find some

kitkat427 0

Monday 24 May 2010 22:37

Yes... she's not your type OP.

l3allin_all_day 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:12

dandruff shampoo

bookyourfaces 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:16

You have been touched by the snowman, young grasshopper.

generalcheif123 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:22

ah that sux happened to me I was in school and a hot girl said dandruff under her breath wen she walked past

metalmaiden 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:31

You should have been like "ITS A BLIZZARD!!!" and thrown your dandruff on them.

mrpastisman_fml 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:31

FYL for having dandruff, but this FML looks a bit fake... I can't really imagine someone walking in the street, stopping and randomly criticising your hair (except, of course, if that person is drunk...)

nivri 0

Monday 24 May 2010 22:21

trust me it happens specially when u live in bullshit Mississippi ;P

metalmaiden 0

Monday 24 May 2010 20:37

You should have said "ITS A BLIZZARD OUT HERE!!!" Ran around them like a madman shaking your dandruff on them. Then walk away like nothing happened. **** anti flood.