By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML
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AlaskanG 27

....probably because of signs of genital herpes....

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mercury83 3

You probably contracted herpes from oral sex. I don't agree that you still qualify as a virgin but you actually do.

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peelmeandsee 8

Is this diagnosed, or a self diagnosis? If it's undiagnosed, do yourself a favour and look into something called Forcyde Spots. It may just be that, and they are completely harmless.

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robertmil90 10

all the pain none of the pleasure fyl

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Omniprism 14

I think it can be passed through birth.

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sartrow 8

that is terrible, I really feel for you, just keep it in mind that lots of people have it and live normal lives, you will find that wonderful guy and live happily ever after : ) still my heart goes out to you!!

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Levvy 22

Put your money where your mouth is: Go lick the next big open sore you see on someone. You didn't have sex with them, so that means it can't possibly infect you with anything! Come back when you've done that or when you're ready to apologize. Pick one.

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rec_chem 22

I'm thinking one of those sentences isn't entirely true...

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Levvy 22

Germ theory has been in play for about 468 years now, and it appears even that hasn't yet been enough time to figure out how to teach you how viruses work.

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flightsimdude 5

You can get it from your parents

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Sirriddler 3

And this ladies and gents is what toilet sanitiser in cubicles is for. One of the worst parts of being a man is sitting down on the old throne and knowing that lad Jnr. Is pushed against the same piece of porcelain that accommodated that guy that just came out holding a copy of Asian Babes.

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