Health, Creepy, Death, Furniture and Spooky: Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then... - FML

By Jonnyboo - 29/08/2009 12:13 - United States

Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2015 16:07 - United States - San Leandro

Today, after months of taking care of my grandma after a surgery, the doctors gave her a clean bill of health and I finally got to sleep in my own bed. She passed away while I was at home. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/04/2020 17:00

Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML

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Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2024 13:00 - United States - Salem

Today, I found out my deceased grandmother never liked anything that I bought for her. She would never say anything to not hurt my feelings. The only reason I bought those things in the first place was because growing up she told me that she liked them. Now that she's gone, I'm hearing what she really thought. FML

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By JessBaby - 04/05/2009 20:44 - United States

Today, I found out my grandmother passed away. When I told my boyfriend I began to cry. Instead of caring, he said "you're getting my bed wet," rolled over, and fell asleep. FML

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By depresso - 13/03/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML

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By How - 01/10/2024 17:00 - United States

Today, I was expecting a package from a few days ago, but it still hadn't arrived. As I was going to work, I found it at my grandma's house. Why didn't my grandma tell me, you ask? She died last year. My package was mistakenly delivered to A DEAD PERSON. FML

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By Jill - 01/11/2021 06:00 - United States - Fredonia

Today, I found out that my favorite aunt passed away. The funeral was last Thursday. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2023 18:00

Today, after moving hundreds of miles to take care of my beloved grandmother and working like mad for a week to make the house cozy and accessible for her, it was finally time to bring her home. Or it would have been, if she hadn’t died in her sleep last night. FML

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By avocadopurse - 09/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML

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Top comments

Intoxicunt 5

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:08

That's not ALL she did in it..... :)

Tortilla101 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:02

Damn.

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itschris 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:50

read this in your great-grandmother's voice. "Jonnyyyyy whyy aree youuu sleepinggg on top of meeee, its so colddddd." lOl

Rydizzle 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:52

wow man. did you keep the bed?

untalented1 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:54

i don't get it. this bed is clearly to die for.

ballinballinb 0

Monday 18 April 2011 1:57

win. (:

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chowyuk 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 20:56

this is a fml

sublime93 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 21:00

Grow a backbone & say you don't want it

itzthtguy 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 21:01

Grow up already, OP. What's gonna happen when you go to the hospital? A lot of people may have died on that same bed or the same gurney you were carried in.

aback 4

Saturday 29 August 2009 21:03

Turn the mattress or buy a new one.

xxXChiiXxx 2

Sunday 30 August 2009 1:55

Okay then, why don't you wear the clothes one of your relatives died in? >_>

iFruit 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 21:25

You're going to have dreams about granny everytime you sleep in that bed.. 

elizanena9 0

Saturday 29 August 2009 21:31

pshhh! yay...

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