Animals: Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My...

By goodbye-college - 15/08/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, I found out I won't be able to go to college. Why? My sister's horse needs surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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By ... - 07/02/2014 20:30 - United States - Glen Carbon

Today, I told my professor that I'll be missing class next week due to upcoming surgery. I asked if I could take the exam that I'd otherwise miss another day. He said no, and that I'd just have to take a failing grade, then wished me luck with the surgery. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2016 23:21 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I had to give up going to a therapist because it was too expensive and my parents couldn't afford it. Meanwhile, a girl in my class is getting a therapist for her dog. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/07/2010 16:29 - United States

Today, I found out my parents are getting divorced. They're fighting over the dog instead of my sister and me. FML

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knibbsy 4

Sunday 15 August 2010 12:06

You must end the horse. An unfortunate accident would work.

acantha69 0

Sunday 15 August 2010 13:12

Someone else paying for their college ed wasn't even an option for 90% of the people I know. Get a loan, get a job, pay for it yourself.

Comments

horsejumpergurl 0

Saturday 19 November 2011 2:26

Please the horse totally deserves to get the surgery it needs :) Hope it feels better!

stevenmx86 7

Sunday 27 November 2011 18:05

So you mean you can't go to college because no one will pay for it for you?

jooliaboolia 6

Thursday 1 December 2011 20:36

you can do college anytime. that horses life is invaluable, irreplaceable, and needs immediate attention. pay for your own college.

MullerMadness 0

Thursday 15 December 2011 19:45

That is un-*******-acceptable, a horse?

joewaka89 0

Friday 23 December 2011 12:31

The horse has got to go. Horses die of pill overdoes all the time

Auzzymac 3

Saturday 4 February 2012 22:27

As much as you could need college, I'm a horse lover and when I got my pony I made a commitment, when you get a pet you have to take care of him, it's like buying a car or something, then trashing it into a wall . you have to look after him.

Auzzymac 3

Saturday 4 February 2012 22:32

it's a horse life, you say? so your practically saying he doesn't have what a human has, and it's okay if he dies? I'm not agreeing, and that horse has the right live.

coolkitty154 11

Saturday 9 March 2013 1:41

What are you, stupid? It's an animal. As much as I love horses, it's still an animal. You'd have to be an idiot to say that a horse is more important than OP's future.