Kids: Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk...

By Anonymous - 09/08/2015 03:53 - United States

Today, I found out my babysitter has been selling the breastmilk I produce for my baby and replacing it with formula, while still taking my money every week. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2015 15:17 - United States

Today, I found out my mom put breast milk in my cereal until I was 7 years old. FML

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Judgmental people are the worst

By samantha - 09/03/2021 16:59

Today, I was called a horrible excuse for a mother just for buying formula for my baby. I just don’t produce any milk of my own. FML

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By Username - 24/06/2011 22:11 - United States

Today, I found out that when my room-mate agreed to babysit someone's two year old kid for money, what he really planned on doing was dumping it with me. The kid won't stop crying and screaming. FML

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By Scott - 15/09/2011 07:34 - United States

Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML

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By reasonablysingle - 11/06/2016 03:27 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/08/2013 01:28 - United States - Marietta

Today, I got screamed at by a woman at work for feeding her 3-week-old infant formula instead of the bottled Kool-Aid that she packed. FML

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By boobmilk - 08/03/2018 06:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today I left my 8-week-old with my brother so I could return to work. His wife took all the breast milk I'd packed out of the fridge and poured it out. According to her, it was “gross” and she didn’t want it near her food. My son is allergic to formula. FML

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By sadmama - 23/02/2018 15:00

Today, I found out that while my mother-in-law claimed to be babysitting my son, she was actually dropping him off at an unlicensed “day care” in a shady part of town so she could go out. How did I find out? The house was raided by police. FML

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You deal with it

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 06:00

Today, I found out that my partner intentionally acts like she sleeps through our baby's cries in the middle of the night, just to force me to do all the late night feeds and diaper changes. FML

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Piggy banked

By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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nonsensical 26

Monday 10 August 2015 0:15

Report her! Not only is she stealing but she's not giving the baby what its own mother thought it was receiving!!! Oh this is outrageous!

ygdrassil 17

Monday 10 August 2015 0:14

The next thing you know, the baby will be replaced with a doll and Junior will be "adopted" to Timbuktu

Comments

SneakySlayer 15

Monday 10 August 2015 17:41

Lol this one is a old fml someone re posted

randomcritic 14

Monday 10 August 2015 17:48

Disgusting, stealing from an infant! How did you find out ,op?

lwilson78 1

Monday 10 August 2015 19:37

I'm almost afraid to ask what she did with the breast milk she stole??

Omniprism 14

Monday 10 August 2015 19:48

Oh my god! How horrible! Get her arrested!

rec_chem 22

Monday 10 August 2015 23:43

Why is she still your babysitter, and why isn't she in jail?

thathoeoverthere 7

Monday 10 August 2015 23:57

Who would buy breast milk?

iwadasn 32

Tuesday 11 August 2015 3:29

People who adopted their babies, I'm guessing.

kbryan0004 11

Tuesday 11 August 2015 4:44

I hope you press charges on the babysitter. how ridiculous and crappy of her. you wanted your baby to have the proper nutrition, that's just awful. Sue her. it's the right thing to do. she deserves ti oay for what she did.