By hedgehog5 - 11/04/2009 19:14 - United States

Today, I found out my blood type is B. My parents are type A and type O. It's not genetically possible to be blood type B if your parents are A and O. This means I am either an adoptee, a mutant, or an illegitimate child. FML
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may_cause_fail 0

Rofl. Oh, genetics. :'D

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luvable_loozer 0

WHOOPS!!!! Your parents have some SERIOUS explaining to do!!!!

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skitz 0

i completely lost it when i read "mutant".

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trucanadian 0

Believe it or not, this actually happens quite often. 10% of children are conceived from an extra-marital affair. Sources: The third chimpanzee & sperm wars

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melh2o 0

hahahah #44 i love you in a totally platonic way. even though i don't know you. and OP, I am SO sorry D: youuu need to give your parents what-for.

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haulkeel 0

Sounds like you will have a fun conversation with your parents coming up.

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ohdamn_fml 2

Being a mutant woudn't be a FML, unless is came with horrible deformities instead of sweet super powers

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sadlifeehhh 0

They could have typed your blood wrong, or there is as someone mentioned, the bombay syndrome this isn't a FML at ALL

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EGS830 0

Are you absolutely sure your parents are A and O? I know some people think they know their blood type but have never actually been tested.

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nooneknowsmyname 0

ask the milkman what his blood type is ¬_¬

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