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By lowlife123 - 01/05/2012 03:01 - United States - Manawa

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Today, I found out my boyfriend gave me a surprise birthday present: herpes. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2020 20:02

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Today, my boyfriend, who I have been seeing for a year, decided to tell me that he has herpes and has not taken any precautions to stop it from passing on. We have had unprotected sex quite a lot over the last year, so now I most likely have herpes too. FML

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By Yikes - 27/09/2016 04:34 - United States - Cumberland

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Today, I finally found the single flaw in my perfect boyfriend. It's herpes. Genital herpes. FML

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By cheated - 11/03/2010 12:50 - Australia

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Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2014 06:30 - United States - River Falls

Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2014 18:20 - United States - Fresno

Today, I found out I have genital herpes. I'm a virgin. FML

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By amber - 19/04/2012 18:00 - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my boyfriend gave me acne cream for my birthday. FML

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Congratulations

By stdpositivenow - 18/10/2011 14:16 - United States

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my boyfriend a watch, courtesy of Rolex. He gave me herpes, courtesy of his other girlfriend. FML

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Cheers

By imgoingtofreakout - 26/12/2017 19:00

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Today, my Christmas present from my boyfriend was chlamydia. FML

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By She totally did not cheat - 15/08/2018 22:00

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Today, for our third anniversary, I gave my fiancée a necklace she always wanted. She gave me herpes. FML

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By quiet_screaming_ - 01/07/2015 02:21 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML

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my3rdgenipodtouc 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:44

Guess your relationship is gonna be a lil "bumpy" after this...how it's not too painful

TheFamilyElf 17

Tuesday 1 May 2012 8:45

The gift that keeps on giving.

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Lisianthus 13

Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:42

Well shit......

kissandcontrol01 20

Wednesday 2 May 2012 3:48

My first bf gave me that too. Damn cheater

tdunc34 2

Wednesday 2 May 2012 4:21

Spray 9 that shit, cures everything

Anutts 4

Wednesday 2 May 2012 4:22

Happy birthday:)

bethanyjk 0

Wednesday 2 May 2012 4:31

K but what kind..lol

CheerBaby97 9

Wednesday 2 May 2012 6:03

I wonder where he got your birthday present...

cott0nballs 7

Wednesday 2 May 2012 6:07

Should have wrapped it the right way.

calivianya 29

Wednesday 2 May 2012 6:56

At least you know you've got it. A lot of people never have outbreaks, so they never find out they've got it and they don't know to take medications to decrease the spread.

bryan_420 1

Wednesday 2 May 2012 11:59

Ah, the gift that keeps on giving.

momo1972 3

Wednesday 2 May 2012 15:12

Surprise

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Today, my husband returned from a 6-week business trip. During that time, I put myself on a very strict diet/exercise regimen so I could surprise him with a hefty weight loss. He took one look at me and demanded to know who I was fucking on the side. Yeah, because that’s the only reason I lost weight. FML

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Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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