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By f'ed_over - 19/01/2009 11:12 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

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By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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You deserved it 90

By koolkat9 - 22/12/2014 19:11 - United States - Albion

Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 033

You deserved it 3 311

By Anonymous - 01/02/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 51 538

You deserved it 5 385

By Forever Alone - 03/07/2013 04:26 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 799

You deserved it 3 695

By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 218

You deserved it 3 252

By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 57 438

You deserved it 6 178

By coward - 03/10/2015 10:13 - United Kingdom

Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 788

You deserved it 2 027

By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 558

You deserved it 3 853

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 00:00 - France - Lyon

Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 431

You deserved it 66

By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 229

You deserved it 3 982

cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:58

Well, seems like not only is he an a**hole, but his mother is too- good riddance I say!

killerviral 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:19

ur retarded it's obviosly a 32gb

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rxxk 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:23

I would only do it for 16 GB.

kingkooi7 0

Monday 6 April 2009 19:41

iPhones are really awesome I wouldn't worry about it, you never had a chance..

Leilanibear_8594 0

Thursday 16 April 2009 22:56

Either his mom is really ******* crazy, or you're ******* crazy.

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 6:15

Wow, I can't believe he'd do that.

ny1996 0

Sunday 10 May 2009 21:59

congratulations, ur worth less than a hooker :D

etherealjoy 0

Thursday 21 May 2009 16:25

take comfort that now you can go out and find a man who actually gives two ***** about you. youve done well to be rid of him

dearViena 0

Monday 25 May 2009 21:08

#17- funny but mean. you're better off without him. it's not a FML

lizlaz 2

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:17

Harsh much... You're well shot.

EnchiladaTaco 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 5:30

LMAO @ #1!!

mermaid23 0

Thursday 4 June 2009 5:13

...ouch.

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