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By f'ed_over - 19/01/2009 11:12 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML

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Today, I found out that my mom bet my dad $100 that she could pay my boyfriend ten bucks to break up with me. She is now $90 richer. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, my 23 year old boyfriend of 2 years was forced to dump me, over the phone, by his mother. FML

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By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

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Today, after 4 days of avoiding me and screening his calls, my 24-year-old boyfriend sent his mother to break up with me on his behalf. FML

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By pinkfloyd777 - 20/12/2010 16:15

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 00:00 - France - Lyon

Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML

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By neta_1996 - 03/01/2014 02:06 - United States - Mabelvale

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me two days before my birthday. Only to make it worse, I found out that he had been texting my mother on how to break up with me. To make it even worse, she was giving him tips. FML

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cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 21:58

Well, seems like not only is he an a**hole, but his mother is too- good riddance I say!

killerviral 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 7:19

ur retarded it's obviosly a 32gb

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kaykay10xo 0

Monday 8 June 2009 17:53

Wow. They have an FML app for the Iphone

maximumoverdrive 0

Monday 15 June 2009 21:48

Id have considered it, and probably broken up with her and gotten back together immediatly after.

silly_kate 0

Saturday 4 July 2009 10:36

what a douche! his mum's some senile old bitch, tho, don't worry about it! just think of the simpsons with principal skinner and his mother! that's your ex's future! and you'll be with the perfect guy in a happy family leading a great life!!!

Shyman4ever 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 0:35

I would only do it for 32 gigs

sparxva 12

Thursday 23 July 2009 5:43

The iPhone probably makes him happier than u do. Not much of a boyfriend, so move on--be happy when the trash takes itself out to the curb.

PenNameHere 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 20:26

so now you know he didn't love you.

Hockeylover87_71 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 4:22

I would to haha

Mauskau 35

Thursday 3 September 2009 18:36

i'd accept too, get the iphone and get back with you. :) or i'd say i've broken up with you and get it then say i'm back with you after :P

Rozalyn245_fml 0

Sunday 20 September 2009 19:23

lol but I mean it's an iPhone those things are awsome :P

Kellylu86 0

Tuesday 22 September 2009 23:48

Ouch. His mom is creepy and wants him all to herself.

effed_over 0

Monday 9 November 2009 2:47

LMAO! She is a nut, alright. It wouldn't surprise me one bit. o_o I'm so glad I checked this after posting it like months ago. I'm thoroughly amused. (: