Love: Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and... - FML

By arekusa - 23/06/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mother thinks I'm a loser and a scumbag. We haven't even met yet. FML

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By anon - 16/03/2015 04:10 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML

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By Rosey - 23/07/2014 20:57 - United States - Manson

Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML

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The mask slips

By Anonymous - 23/12/2022 12:00

Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2012 12:08 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, my mother met my boyfriend. She thought it would be appropriate to tell him that he looks just like my ex-husband. FML

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Mama Bear

By Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2012 04:45 - United States

Today, I was informed that my boyfriend's mother would be joining us on our Valentine's dinner. I'm not sure if this momma's boy thing is going to work out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2010 05:05 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML

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Gold digger

By Anonymous - 27/08/2024 00:00 - France - Lyon

Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML

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Corruption

By fmlfromnorway - 12/11/2024 15:00 - Norway - Nedre Frei

Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML

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Prejudice

By howard1954 - 08/06/2015 15:08 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found the courage to tell my parents about my boyfriend. They simply reacted by lecturing me about how much he'll ruin my life, and how much they don't like him. They haven't met him yet. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:03

Dress up in a Barney suit for the first time you meet her. No one thinks Barney is a scumbag except the people who want to put his head on a barbecue.

NecroParade 3

Thursday 23 June 2011 9:03

Ah, this looks like the start of something wonderful (horrible).

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hateevryone 14

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:37

i hate judgmental people

the_gabe254 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 17:44

ha ha ha. it's cause you're stealing her baby. it's one of those ridiculous motherly tendencies.

MufMuf_fml 5

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:30

and now you think she's a bitch. you're about even.

trintiy1884 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 18:58

HAHAHA!!! join the club!!! ive been with my bf for over a yr and none of his family knows me, but all hate me bc im not italian!!! AWESOME!! so they're "wanting" to meet me finally so they can be "right" isnt gonna happen and i told him that if and when it does, its on my terms, and they piss me off i'll arrest them for slander

mason456 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:18

Would you rather her be too optimistic and expect the best? Now you have a chance to look good.

guywithhead 5

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:28

that's in-laws for ya. or something.

dracogirl3 2

Thursday 23 June 2011 19:45

been there had to deal with that. it's hell

meganbrooke69 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 20:28

wow you can't judge a book by it's cover

justbigbs 6

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:02

WELCOME TO NEW YORK

lisha88 1

Thursday 23 June 2011 21:18

when u meet her charm her u can change her mind about you she might even love you

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Today, I demanded to know why my boyfriend takes so long in public toilets. He admitted his ex was such a nasty ho, she would drag him into public toilets whenever she wanted dick in public. So now every time he goes in one, he gets a boner and has to "get rid of it" before he can come out. FML

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes, when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML

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Today, while picking up dirty laundry I bolted up so fast that I broke my elbow. I sat in Urgent Care for 4 hours to be put in a sling at the same hospital I work at. I’m now stuck in a sling for who knows how long and it’s all because the towel rack impact was so hard it broke my elbow. FML

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Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer, who just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML

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Today, I sent a get well card to my friend. it wasn't until after I got home from posting it did I realise that the stamps I put on the envelope had the phrase "Let's Get Active" on them with drawings of people playing sports. My friend is in a wheelchair. FML

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Today, I was complimented for having amazingly lifelike warts as part of my witch costume, and was asked how I achieved the effect so well. I didn't have the heart to admit they were just my pimples under green makeup. FML

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Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

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