Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

i played a game like this with my friend's family when her dad fell asleep on the beach. we would find tiny pieces of wood or shells or rocks, and whoever woke him up lost. we entertained the whole beach!

catatonicsleep 17

Saturday 11 December 2010 18:46

did you ever try and build a sand castle on him?

doof_fisch 2

Friday 7 August 2009 10:00

Hope he takes a picture next time so that he can show his buddies that you are really "stacked."

smpat04 0

Friday 7 August 2009 11:24

"And the cat... " Epic win =D

DieterDerBlau 0

Friday 7 August 2009 11:49

At least he wasn't stacking things *IN* you... Epic win indeed!!!

cindybuzz 5

Friday 7 August 2009 11:56

YDI for sleeping.

wazn 0

Friday 7 August 2009 12:00

BAHAHA ROFLLLL

AAARRRRGGGGHHHHH 0

Friday 7 August 2009 15:03

your boyfriend is a legend!!!!!

Awnonymous 4

Friday 7 August 2009 15:18

Oh wow yeah your life must totally suck, **** you.

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