By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
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PityFool 0

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

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tpag3r 0

and u just figured that out now YDI FOR BEING A HEAVY SLEEPER

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andlifesuxagain 0

LOL Thats F in Great! Hopefully he has posted a pix on the net.. Then it would be a FML. I am searching the net now!

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saraa615 0

hahaahaa I lol'd. That's pretty funny. Once, my sister and I told our little brother that if he puts on make-up, his penis will fall off! That night, while he was sleeping, we applied lipstick, a few strokes of mascara (as not to wake him up), and heavy blush. We also threw in a mini kid's sized hot dog covered with a concoction of ketchup & hotsauce between his sheets! LOL It was priceless! Hahaa, the things you can do when somebody is sleeping........

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AAAAHHHH12 2

Genius! That story is made of pure win!

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letitbe56 0

Wow...that's actually kind of dumb. Are you guys in middle school or something?

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saraa615 0

#21 No, my sister and I are in college!

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razzumfrazzum 0

#21 is just bitter cuz they didn't think of it first :D

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genius_man16 0

Actually i'm gonna go with #21 in his sleep. It's one thing to pull a little prank, but that's just dumb. You spent all that time just for a little freak out? You guys must have boring lives. All you need is some warm water and a bucket.

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curlyhead00 0

that, my friend is hilarious

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zipykido 0

At least he didn't put the cat on the bottom

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koneko12984 0

if he did, we could put this on the "stuff on my cat" site as well. then we'd have a double win. :D

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morpher910 0

that's hilarious. i would laugh at him, not post it as an fml, that's priceless. xD that's the first time i found an fml funny since i first heard about the site.

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caligrrrl 0

I loved this!!!! I laughed so hard! I don't see the problem in that... he was just having a little fun (:

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justmyluck1212 0

tomorrow it'll be a dresser drawer if he keeps trying to exceed the amt of weight he tries to place on you

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