Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep.... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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cramazing 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 4:57

thats cute

juliax0gulia 0

Saturday 8 August 2009 20:49

all i have to say is.... hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...

dmc0143 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 1:10

This reminds me of a game I used to play, except I stacked things on my cat when he was asleep. My record was a CD case, a empty soda can, a coin purse, and a cell phone. He's a big cat. And this is pretty funny. Don't be upset.

Emma_91 0

Monday 17 August 2009 16:13

I did that too. Only he was awake. He just sat there and probably didn't notice...

blueflame 2

Sunday 9 August 2009 1:17

LOL.

Andyangels27 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 10:28

what a badass and what a deep sleeper

theinsomniac 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 11:04

Uhhh....what's so damn bad about that?

zloh 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 12:40

that is a great idea. boyfriend genius

FML_2x_w_a_brick 0

Sunday 9 August 2009 17:05

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA amazing i prlly cld have gotten another txt book

marsy 0

Tuesday 11 August 2009 6:56

How's this an FML? That's hardly even funny.

uuuuuuuuuug 0

Wednesday 12 August 2009 4:34

hahahahahahahahahahahahahah that sounds like something my boyfriend would do

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