Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

i do this to my girlfriend!!!!!! she's so cute when she sleeps ... anyways... =) FYL for having no humor!!! luuuuuziirrrr!!!!! and FYBoyfriendsL cuz you have no humor too =) fail =) i unlike you =( rock on boyfriend dude!! =)

ImTheAlpha 30

Thursday 21 June 2012 15:43

Dude, do you love exclamation points and smiley faces?

ms_not_so_happy 0

Friday 1 January 2010 15:00

and why is this a FML?

Lupa_fml 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 21:35

Why is this an FML? If my boyfriend did this I'd laugh my head off. It's hilarious.

skyboy_fml 2

Friday 29 January 2010 22:54

LOL

jeffkillerman 0

Monday 12 April 2010 16:19

AMAZING ****** BF

sophie_slamdunk 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 17:04

favorited :J this just made my day :J inspiration much? :J

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