Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

They're called trolls, and they're doing it deliberately. They're the same people who say stuff like, "YDI for being a woman" or "YDI for reading books." Don't acknowledge them.

PurpleHaze23 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:26

HAHAHA! :D

M13LO 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:27

LMAO! I'm going to try that! who's with me?!

LewJH 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:49

I am :')

brave_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:27

LOL

Ang517 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:28

LOL, Thats funny, reminds me of the this other FML where this guy would put his stuff in his girlfriends mouth while she was sleeping.

stryder 1

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:31

thats awesome.

dotsdesu 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:31

this is so cute :)

Forever2204 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:31

thats just really weird..

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