Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep....

atleast u have a bf with a sense of humor, u should have one too. Atleast he's not doin anything harmful to u while u sleep...its harmless fun and hilarious! lol

LewJH 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:47

That's so cute :D

triplethreat13 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:48

your boyfriend is my idol. hahahahahahaha

kirlia_fml 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:49

your boyfriend is awesome :D

Spongii101 12

Saturday 5 June 2010 20:12

I want her boyfriend :D

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Today, at a job interview, my interviewer bent forward and I admired his ass. When he turned, I couldn't tell if he caught me or not. At the end of the interview he shook my hand in congratulations of getting the job, then said, "Yes, I do work out." I have to see him every day now. FML

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USA, USA, USA; well, almost. Today we're not welcoming a French artist, not even an American artist, but an artist from... oh, you'll see! Are you in a hurry or something? Why can't we just sit down, have a nice cup of tea and talk about the future? ...

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Today, I decided to get back into exercising and healthy eating. Why? So I can hopefully look good enough to do porn and make some money. FML

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Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

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Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML

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Today, I came home from work to hear loud moans coming from the room that my husband and I share. I barged in and both he and this girl are scrambling around the room. He’s a music teacher and claimed he was giving her vocal lessons. That would make more sense had they both not been half naked. FML

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Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML

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Today, we did icebreakers at a summer program. I'm really awkward but I got paired with a really nice guy. I noticed his right hand was very soft, so I joked, "Do you only moisturize one hand?" Then I understood. Then he understood that I understood. We're partners all week. FML

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