By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML
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PityFool 0

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

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alwaysalady 0

stuffonmycat.com. Check it out.

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alenxa 0

My thoughts exactly. Only, this submission is more like "catonmystuff."

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starflake 3

Do you read not always right by any chance??

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deaditegirl 0

How is this an FML? That's hilarious! Nobody's getting hurt (unless the cat is stacked under the textbook and pillows), you aren't being molested in your sleep, and it's just funny. Lighten up!

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AntiChrist7 0

YDI for picking a boyfriend with the mental age of 6

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onemusicnote 0

Hey did you read the FML about the girl who woke up and found her boyfriend's penis next to her face and then found out he'd been "using" her face while she was sleeping? You could've been her...eek. Lol my boyfriend sleeps just as heavily. Perhaps I should try this! Lighten up honey! :)

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humorizer 14

Lol, I thought that was from FML. Ironically I just started rereading not always right yesterday.

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haulkeel 0

Sucks for you but that is great. Buy that man a drink.

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DinosAndAliens22 18

he's gotta keep himself amused somehow. be glad thats all he does.

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thegate 0

how big a textbook we talking

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clockworklolita 3

Oh come on, that's not a fml. That's hilarious. So long as he isn't piling things on you that are heavy enough to crush you, of course :P He's just being silly. But if it really bothers you that much, ask him not to. Problem solved.

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