By anon - 25/10/2010 05:42 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend watches porn. Specifically, today, while I was in the shower. In the next room. We were alone in the house and he still chose porn. FML
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IrishWildMan 3

Well at least it wasn't gay ****....was it?

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DjeePee 24

Sad. Really, this is sad. I'm thinking, why didn't you invite him in the shower, but maybe you did and he refused. Sad. There is nothing wrong with watching **** in a relationship. There is something wrong if the **** becomes more important than sex/the relationship itself.

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Oddyssis 0

Don't be discouraged anon! The girls lurking this thread are troll bitches!

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InDenial 6

18, says the one with the obvious fake picture.

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caits13 0

24, says the one with the other fake picture.

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Jerzyginger74 0

You could have sat down and watched it with him to see where things led. Some guys just like to temper fantasy with reality, you know?

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maskedman 9

There are a lot of reasons a guy might choose **** over his girlfriend. He might not want to put in the effort to seduce her (his girl might even be easy, but **** with a DSL line is easier). He might not want to spend a lot of time (a quickie might be quick but **** on a DSL line is quicker). He might be afraid to ask his girl to do the freaky stuff he sees on the Internet (his girl might be a freak but there's nothing freakier than Internet ****).

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DjeePee 24

I hope that was ironic. If that are the reasons why a guy (or girl, let us not discrimate) choose **** over his/her partner, he/she shouldn't be in a relationship. Those reasons are lame. Period.

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maskedman 9

You probably have to be a man to understand, so you might get it when you get a little older, djpee

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DjeePee 24

So older women become men? Interesting. I think you are a little naive, thinking that I, being a girl, am ignorant to ****. Like I don't watch it. Funny. Sir, if a guy chooses **** over his girlfriend (who obviously wants sex) because he's too lasy, or doesn't dare to communicate (eventhough OP would have mention it if the **** was freaky), than he should only be in a relationship with his hand. It are lame excuses. Period. God, I am already tired of all those women claiming headaches to avoid sex, but guys(or girls) watching **** to avoid sex? What a terrible lover you must be.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Djee- I know, right? Silly women. Sex relieves most headaches. On another tangent, I don't mind if my man watches ****. I don't understand why it's such a bad thing, unless it takes over. I have no idea whether he does or not, but let's just go with the idea that he does, since it's common for most men to ********** to ****. It's not hindering our relationship and he wants sex just as often as most guys. **** usually only becomes a problem when it takes over the guy's life and he no longer wants sex with his girlfriend, which might be the case here. What also might be the case? They'd already had sex earlier that day, or he had no idea she even wanted it.

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kittycatkelss 29

djeePee - I’m really sorry all those women would rather have a headache than **** you. What a terrible lover you must be.

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archmonkey 0

it was stupid to think he doesn't watch ****. I totally ********** in the same room as my boyfriend. it's faster and more effective. He understands.

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Scorpio_DR 0

more efficient...Ouch...that means he needs to put in more (or better) work...SMH

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Sober1128 9

not exactly. some women just can't ****** without masturbating. pennitration does nothing for them. actually, it's quite common.

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AliceStar 2

I'm pretty sure it says effective, not efficient.

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azianzenzation 0

you know you have to hit the gym when your boyfriend prefers **** over you. lol

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Coldinside 12

^^^LOL, This. Your life isn't ****** OP, just suck it up. Sometimes I wonder how some of these make it on to FML.

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Malia89 0

maybe your whack on bed... lol

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RedPillSucks 31

ohhh! I love that commercial.... Wack on.... Wack off.... Get the Wacker, by Remco. Operators are standing by.

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sxldv8 0

must be gay cause ivwould join you in the shower

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De3z 0

you probably say no to much so he just xpects you to say no and is tired of getting rejected all the time... my advice, send on more!

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