Animals: Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster...

By idontevenlikehamsters - 08/04/2013 00:00 - United States - Manassas

Today, I found out my creepy, obsessive neighbor got a pet hamster and named it after me. He has been telling all sorts of stories about his hamster using my name, and he just told me in detail how it died of heart attack. FML

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By squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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By traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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Soon.

By erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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Poor Mr Nibbles

By Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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Poor little guy

By Anonymous - 04/03/2021 14:01

Today, I showed my family my new pet hamster. At the sight of him, my grandmother, who I had no idea hated rodents, let out a loud screech, causing my usually docile hamster to bite me and piss in my cupped hand. FML

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By zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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Hammy

By hamsterlovinn - 06/06/2009 05:51 - United States

Today, we got my brother a pet hamster because he has trouble making friends. We thought a hamster would be a good way to teach him about caring for others. I walked into the room and the hamster was hanging from the ceiling. Turns out there's a reason my brother doesn't have friends. FML

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By deadhamster - 03/02/2012 18:29 - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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By whymommywhy - 21/04/2009 03:11 - United States

Today, my hamster gave birth. The babies were very cute and I couldn't resist petting one. Apparently touching a baby hamster will cause it's mother to reject and devour it. I am now know in my family as "The Hamster Slaughterer." FML

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By SmellyCloset - 05/10/2014 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML

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RagingWill 17

Monday 8 April 2013 9:24

Is your name Lemmywinks, perhaps?

luminos_ 9

Monday 8 April 2013 9:31

At least the hamster died of a heart attack...not like your neighbor carried out various weird experiments on the hamster, leading to its agonizing death. Right?

Comments

born_hustla 26

Monday 8 April 2013 12:23

With a straight face, tell your neighbor a story of how you repeatedly stabbed and stomped to death this pet you named after him because it creeped you and disgusted you.- P.S.: DO NOT hurt any actual animals.

McNikk 15

Monday 8 April 2013 13:47

You might want to try to avoid that guy...

Pandacupcakelove 26

Monday 8 April 2013 14:12

Wow.. I'd move.

NurseJonathan 9

Monday 8 April 2013 14:32

Yeah...Sure...A heart attack killed it? I'm going to hope that was the case.

Caribbeankid14 10

Monday 8 April 2013 15:01

Scared much?:o

chanellgymnast 17

Monday 8 April 2013 16:00

A psychotic fortune-teller, perhaps?

Johnnie_Snow 12

Monday 8 April 2013 16:18

Buy a reptile and name it after him/her. Then when it sheds it's skin tell him about the time you ate *enter neighbors name* 's skin. In the meantime, I recommend a .45 or a hard metal pipe.