By nicefamily - 18/07/2009 12:45 - United States

Today, I found out my driver's license was suspended last year for a DUI ticket that wasn't paid. Apparently, someone had used my identity info to avoid the ticket on their record. The cops showed me the guy's picture taken when he was arrested. It was my brother. FML
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for any interested - my brother didn't have a license because it had already been revoked for DUI's. he blew a 0.24 on 'my' DUI. he was about 40 lbs heavier and 4 inches taller than my license info, so the cops didn't care. i did tell them who he was, but i haven't seen him in years and have no idea where he is or if he's alive or not. i reckon every family has at least one loser to deal with.

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cpatrick820 3

Shit, I hope you told the cop it was your brother. Family loyalty ends when they throw you under the truck.

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SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0

Thaaat sucks. Now's the time to find a new way to get back at your brother.

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allmidnighteyes 10

Your brother is one hell of a fuckbag....

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tipsy337 0

While your brother is sleeping, pee on him R.Kelly style.

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lady307 0

haha my cousins do this all the time to each other!

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kpanchal 0

While your brothers sleeping. Sock him in the ******* face.

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mrtrixxxter 0

sounds like its time for a good old fashioned American ass kickin'.

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dramakat11 0

Turn him in! He's in big trouble now.

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nicefamily 0

for any interested - my brother didn't have a license because it had already been revoked for DUI's. he blew a 0.24 on 'my' DUI. he was about 40 lbs heavier and 4 inches taller than my license info, so the cops didn't care. i did tell them who he was, but i haven't seen him in years and have no idea where he is or if he's alive or not. i reckon every family has at least one loser to deal with.

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iSsjGohan 17

well I hope you don't get in trouble because of him

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rakhil11 7

@ ur comment: I reckon he's very much alive and kicking

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