By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 22:45 - United States - Traverse City

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Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML
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sharkgirl4 23

On the plus side, cheese sticks are delicious. Maybe that will work in your favor?

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AviKerensky 17

You cheddar make it work next time.

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Lexipants 21

Sorry, why would this ever be an appropriate thing to talk about with anyone, never mind your mutual friend group?

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nreed32 20

I understand not having a perfect first time, but not being able to get it up? I can't comprehend.

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nyxiny 22

I think that some guys struggle to maintain erections when they're nervous.

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PennyLane27 32

Nerves, alcohol, and some legitimately have medical conditions and such that make it difficult. ED doesn't just happen to crusty old men.

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ChristinePi 36

Maybe when you have your first time you can understand. As someone else said there is a lot of pressure on guys to preform. Anxiety can be a lovely mood killer.

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Tyrez 32

Blame your girlfriend for being ugly. Problem solved :D. That is the only reason why I can think you wouldn't be able to get hard Sir Cheesestick.

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seriouslygrowup 11

Women sometimes don't realize what their "innocent" words can do to a guy. Good luck in getting it up, ever again. If your GF cared enough about you she would be talking you up, not down. i'm not packing much, and I know it, but my GF makes me feel like I'm king

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doctorhook86 24

#35: Sorry bro; glad you found a great girl. But you're right: lots of women have no idea what kind of pressure men face, and lots of women are pretty clueless about mens' feelings.

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mak1790 6

It's not your fault she's not sexy enough to get it up. Maybe you need a hotter gf.

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iAmPaul 49

I demand a follow-up detailing the incident.

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brendejafulable 41

this so happened to my ex our first time haha

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False_Stupidity 41

So, you also told your mutual friends about it and made fun of him?

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lilevilsmurf 4

Your girlfriend sounds mean. Friends will make fun of that shit but your girlfriend at the least should be more sensitive.

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Faunathan 0

You just need to relax, there's too much pressure on guys to over perform in the bedroom. Its your first time so it's meant to be awkward and a bit nerve wracking. Once you get past it and start having sex more often you'll be fine.

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