By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 22:45 - United States - Traverse City

Spicy
Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML
I agree, your life sucks 36 366
You deserved it 4 948

Same thing different taste

Top comments

On the plus side, cheese sticks are delicious. Maybe that will work in your favor?

AviKerensky 17

You cheddar make it work next time.

Comments

It's pretty common not being able to get it up the first time. it's something new, you're nervous as hell, you might feel vulnerable. I'm not sure which of you told your friends, but it's not something they should be making fun of. if she told them, it sounds like she wants attention from them. as in "he couldnt get it up, who can?" sort of contex.

Just tell them that your cheese is too good for anybody ;)

To be honest that's one hell of a story to tell

I'd be embarrassed as the girl, if she can't make someone get a boner than she must suck at turning guys on

Don't be mean but i don't understand the cheese stick reference. I'm 30 and way too old not to understand but I'd rather ask and learn than pretend. Lol.

ordinarygent 14

It might not be your fault... Idk what the situation for you. But I know if a girl just takes her clothes off and doesn't do anything else but lay there it probably won't get me hard anytime soon

Hey man, it's alright. I did the same thing. I got so nervous that it literally stopped working when I was having my first time.

Axel5238 29

I feel bad for you OP. It's one thing to laugh about stuff int he bedroom long time after it's happened between couples it's another to spread it to friends not long after. Who knows what else should would or wouldn't tell what goes on in the bedroom.

Parvati48 15

It really sucks that they are all teasing you like that OP. However, I kind of want a follow up so you can explain how it being called the 'cheese stick incident' is appropriate. Did you try to lube up with cheese? O.o