By Anonymous - 18/12/2014 22:45 - United States - Traverse City

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Today, I found out my girlfriend and all of our friends have begun referring to the time I was meant to lose my virginity, but couldn't get hard, as the "cheese stick incident." They all think it's hilarious, and the worst part is that it's actually a pretty appropriate description. FML
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sharkgirl4 23

On the plus side, cheese sticks are delicious. Maybe that will work in your favor?

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AviKerensky 17

You cheddar make it work next time.

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jcast0627 9

Tell your friends to leave you provolone!

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Xeivan 15

dont feel to bad bro. my first time I tried to lose my virginity I got so nervous I couldn't get hard either. it happens to a lot of guys. you're not alone!

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alindori 2

Op seriously don't feel bad about it, it's embarrassing but it happened to me the first THREE times my first serious girlfriend and I tried to have sex. It's normal especially if you're self conscious like I was, you'll get over it in time. This might be bad advice but I found that if the girl "stimulates" you first, it almost always rises to the occasion... If you know what I mean. Good luck Op

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ya_boy_jimmy1996 11

what happened?

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