Intimacy: Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different...

By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Forever Lonely - 13/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Centurion

Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

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By Yudor - 21/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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By Jgfenix - 22/09/2015 00:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Unreasonable

By Crazy Crazy Crazy - 13/09/2013 00:01 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

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Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:23

What a dirty *****

Hundii 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:24

*****! You should dump her. Might have an std

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Dynoblaze 1

Wednesday 1 December 2010 18:01

Get her to do another gangbang, film it, send it to her parents.

_krispy 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 18:29

haha keep ur hoe on a leash :|

rbarnette10 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 18:39

wow shes cool. just kick that bitch to the curb bro!

MyLifeisEffedUp2 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 18:41

Dude, are you in the Philly area, because this sounds like my Ex. Turns out shes a sociopath. Get checked man, guaranteed shes a dirty *****.

SD3255 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 19:13

pix or it didn't happen. :D

Mira4ever 3

Wednesday 1 December 2010 21:37

what?? LOL. Wutta whoree

xXxbiancaxXx 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 21:57

welllll... wouldn't it be worse if u weren't there?! look on the some what brightside

sohomomo 2

Wednesday 1 December 2010 23:11

wow, how slutty is that!

imofirey 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 23:54

whoa, ive been there too. i wonder if this is the same situation? haha that blonde hoe got what was comming to her though.... in the end

seby13 0

Thursday 2 December 2010 0:50

what a **** she deserves aids or some ****** up shit

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Today, after finally getting up the confidence, I started talking really dirty to my boyfriend on the phone. I was getting really onto it, and he seemed to enjoy it too. Then I stopped for a second to gauge his reaction. He was snoring. FML

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Today, it is mine and my twin sister's birthday. We both wanted a day at the spa for our birthday. My sister got a gift certificate to the spa, while I got mouthwash and a $20 gift card to Target. My mom said it would cost too much to make me also pretty. FML

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Today, I forgot to take my phone out of my bathing suit pocket before I went into the pool. It's not a high-end phone, so that's not why FML. The FML part is because I was on vacation, didn't have internet access, and the phone has no external memory card, so all the pictures I took while on vacation are lost. FML

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Today, I was alone in the car with my crush. For reasons I will never understand, I put on the song 'Kiss a Girl' by Keith Urban. I could feel her cringing. FML

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Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

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Today, I asked my husband why he won't list me as his wife on Facebook. Apparently, it's because he doesn't want the high school friends he just reconnected with to know that he married "the biggest geek in the whole school." We went to the same high school. FML

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Today, I woke up to find my entire lounge floor crawling with maggots. Our whole house is clean, and they’re big enough to be days old, yet showed up overnight. I still have no idea where they’ve come from. FML

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Today, I discovered the effect the cream has that my mom gave me. It was for my acne and it worked, in a way. Instead of having a lot of little pimples, I now just have a few gigantic ones. FML

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