Intimacy: Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different...

By crushed - 30/11/2010 17:46 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend had sex with three different guys in one day. All at a party. A party that I was at. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2010 04:06 - United States

Today, I found out that my current girlfriend has dated all of my friends at one time or another. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Forever Lonely - 13/06/2023 22:00 - South Africa - Centurion

Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML

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By Yudor - 21/12/2008 09:40 - France

Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML

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By ken - 19/07/2011 07:40 - Canada

Today, I learned that my girlfriend is cheating on me when she was arrested for having sex in public. Not with me though. FML

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By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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By Jgfenix - 22/09/2015 00:24 - United States - Aurora

Today, I was with my girlfriend at lunch when a group of guys came over. They started calling her a whore and a bunch of other shit, so I cussed them out. Turns out she was not only cheating on me, but all the other guys too. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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By cheated - 08/07/2009 06:46 - United States

Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML

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Unreasonable

By Crazy Crazy Crazy - 13/09/2013 00:01 - Canada - Burlington

Today, my fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three years before we even met. FML

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Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:23

What a dirty *****

Hundii 0

Tuesday 30 November 2010 22:24

*****! You should dump her. Might have an std

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YoungMoney1492 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 2:36

they ran a train on her

Autoshot 9

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:14

It was obviously a freight train.

haleighfails 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 2:58

That suckkssssssss

sallen0046 4

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:00

Maybe next time you take a girlfriend to a party, you'll actually bother to pay her a little attention.

GuitarNukka520 5

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:07

awww look at you. you're a little cutie ^_^

lovetolove_fml 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:15

With three guys at the same time?Maybe she really know how to enjoy herself.Nice party.

wwerulez14 6

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:16

Well she's likely a slutwhore ex-girlfriend so OP is probably better off pretending he never dated such a dirty hoe-bag. Attempt #4. Damn this app..

princessNikki93 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:23

.Uh oh someones a *****..did uu dump her.?

heyheywaddup 7

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:23

woahh there girrlll

tiaotiaoyly 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:27

u may do it better

rawrgirl13 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:35

wow. slutty ***** much?! dump her ! :( I feel sorry for you..

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Today, I was just told by a hiring manager that the reasons I'm not getting interviews is because I have a spotty work history. My work history is spotty because my mother ignores my food allergies so she can get attention and, as a result, I'm chronically ill. FML

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