Miscellaneous: Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed...

By IrisKitty - 18/08/2015 07:07 - United States - Englewood

Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML

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By meeee - 13/02/2021 23:01

Today, I saw my 89 year-old grandmother naked. She just moved in with us and apparently, she has an "open door policy." FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2019 16:03

Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML

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By Username - 13/09/2010 23:19 - France

Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2023 07:30 - United States

Today, my 76 year-old mother-in-law stayed the night at our house. I bumped into her on the way to the bathroom during the night. She discovered I sleep naked. Sadly, I found out that she does, too. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2016 07:45 - Australia - College Park

Today, I got jumpscared, by my freshly-bathed grandma coming out of the bathroom without a towel on. FML

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By Kristopher - 08/03/2010 19:31 - United States

Today, I moved into my aunt's house. She had a little too much fun in the sixties and now tells everyone about her many imagined conquests, including her church minister and several has-been celebrities. As a plus, I discovered she has a habit of wandering around the house in the nude. FML

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By nerdygirl101 - 13/03/2010 05:27 - United States

Today, I woke up in pajamas I have never seen before. Usually, I sleep naked, and I live alone in a locked apartment. Then, the elderly woman next door asked for her nightgown back. Apparently, I sleep-walked and knocked on all the doors in my hallway repeatedly. I'm moving. FML

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By scarred - 17/09/2018 15:30

Today, I saw a naked woman for the first time. Too bad it was my 73-year-old grandmother, who was doing gymnastics in the nude. I can’t unsee this. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 04:00

Today, I came out of my bedroom to find my mom doing yoga in my hallway. Naked. She doesn't seem to think there's any problem with this. It's my house. FML

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By secretmisery05 - 25/05/2020 17:00

Today, my husband and I waited until the TV shut off at 11 p.m. in the next room to signal his grandmother had retired to her bed upstairs. After doing it on a very squeaky bed, we went out naked half an hour later to go to the restroom across the hall, only to discover his Nana laying on the couch. FML

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ryannmichael 17

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:15

Just run & walk around naked, you need to show your dominance.

websphere69 27

Wednesday 19 August 2015 1:18

Oh yes they call her the streak!

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Pinto_2015 9

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:37

What has been seen....cannot be unseen.

Thundaar25 11

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:39

That is some good stuff!

IssacB 14

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:40

Heeyy, she had to go

Redgy22 26

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:40

You all assume Grandma is old & sagging. Besides, her house- her way. Don't like it, leave. It's not like OP said she walks around nude. We've all made the "mad dash," so maybe it IS time to grow up & move out.

koganti 18

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:45

horrible situation aha....

kattykat1 13

Wednesday 19 August 2015 4:53

You nude to get your own place :'D

madslurpee 8

Wednesday 19 August 2015 5:26

I know every last person in this feed has had to do this at least once. Haven't you ever taken a shower, and then realized after that you forgot a towel? And then you'd poke your head out the door, see if it's safe, and then skimper your naked ass to the cabinet to grab a towel.