Love: Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV... - FML

By mylifeblows - 19/08/2010 06:15 - United States

Today, I found out my husband put a parental block on the TV so I couldn't rent a movie. I'm 42. FML

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By Noname - 17/03/2009 21:21 - United States

Today, I came back to my appartment to find that I couldn't watch certain channels on my tv. When I called the tv company I found out my parents had put a 'parental block' on all my favorite channels. Im 22 and rent an appartment with my friends. FML

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By alison89430 - 05/12/2016 22:35 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I went to see a movie with my parents. During a sex scene, my dad covered my eyes. I'm married and have 2 kids. FML

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By MyLife - 06/02/2013 08:04

Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2012 12:31 - United States

Today, I realized just how bad my 28-year-old husband's gamer rage is when I came home to a smashed TV. This is the second TV in three months that he's destroyed. FML

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By smokecloud_ - 30/12/2013 21:38 - United States - Ashland

Today, I was watching ESPN. My boyfriend came in, bitched about "boring tv," so I handed him the remote. He put on a Lifetime movie. I must be the only woman in America with this problem. FML

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Don't yuck his yum

By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I can’t get over that my husband will watch children’s movies all by himself, even though we don’t have kids. Seriously, I brought a friend over today and when we walked in he was drinking beer, watching a cartoon movie about a ladybird-themed superhero girl. It was so embarrassing. FML

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By Nomoresandwish - 29/11/2009 08:55 - United States

Today, when I had a go at my husband for spending way too much time in front of the TV, he pointed the remote control at me while miming turning down the volume in order to make me shut up. FML

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By Kourou - 21/11/2008 12:53 - France

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2012 15:20 - United States

Today, my husband was planning on getting me my favorite movie as an anniversary present; I ended up buying it. He had to give me the money and leave because he is severely arachnophobic and couldn't even pick up the box. I have to hide the movie for fear of it being destroyed. Again. FML

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Overreaction much?

By owngoalscored - 22/09/2018 22:00

Today, I was watching a movie that had a mild sex scene in it. My mother walked in just as that scene was starting and she flipped out. I'm now grounded. She's taken my TV and laptop out of my room and refuses to let me see my boyfriend because she's sure he's the cause of my "disgusting behaviour". FML

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Top comments

margicks 1

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:40

Maybe he dosnt want u wasting $ on crappy movies?

Mirorbo 26

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:36

Turn the tables on him. Either that or just force him to tell you the password. Simple solutions for simple problems.

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Trollz4daLULZ 1

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:41

YDI for wanting to watch movies anyway. YDI for having a TV. YDI for being out of the kitchen unless this is a TV that is in your kitchen.

SettoFail 9

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:41

lol the ****?

Jimboom 11

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:42

Well.. thats what you get for wasting his hard earned money on crappy movies

XxCrazygirlxX 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:42

awwww lol

_streets_ 19

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:42

umm make me wonder what kind of movies you were renting then..

therealducktape 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 15:16

In soviet russia, movies rent you!

Skroal_stomper 5

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:19

60 lame

TheAwesomeMarchi 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 20:00

I know I'm really sick of this Russia thing. it's retarded

Ludii_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:43

wow. put a lock on your pants till he lets you. what an ass..

sugarkiller_fml 6

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:45

he is trying to prevent OP from being s couch potato.

sweetdreams999 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:54

wow you look like the modern version of conehead!

sallen0046 4

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:46

So he doesn't want you wasting money on overly priced movies. This, does not a ****** life make. Every single other option aside from flat out buying the movie is cheaper than renting them from your provider.

ElMundio87 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 12:50

put a parental lock on your ******

kayC7 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 13:57

oh **** yeah. foul bachelor frog. :) oh and OP I don't know how to solve your problem. just watch spongebob I guess.

Efilyn 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 16:08

Lmao. this.

Ludii_fml 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 13:01

XD

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